Congrats Tonks

[AlphaTroll]

I'm getting my cloven hoofs fitted a week friday

Awe man, now I'm soooo jealous! I was told to wait at least 6 weeks

So ye'll be riverdancing at the reception then?

 

[peterska2]

riverdance is top.

Can anyone actually do it without waving their arems around like an idiot or falling flat on their backs?

 

[Oz]

well cool.

when do we get to see an updated full length pic then?

when I get the horns done........you wouldn't want a full length pic if I wasn't horny

Awe man, now I'm soooo jealous! I was told to wait at least 6 weeks

So ye'll be riverdancing at the reception then?

6 Weeks?? I'll have a word with the doxy

 

[peterska2]

when I get the horns done........you wouldn't want a full length pic if I wasn't horny

Yay a horny pic of bleachy

I canny wait

 

[AlphaTroll]

Yay a horny pic of bleachy

I canny wait

More like a pic of a horny bleach - a sight to behold indeed

6 Weeks?? I'll have a word with the doxy

Please do - it's driving me nuts!

 

[Oz]

Please do - it's driving me nuts!

I told the doxy yer needed two horns asap.........he told me to take a multivitamin and try my best

 

[AlphaTroll]

I told the doxy yer needed two horns asap.........he told me to take a multivitamin and try my best

Are the horns supposed to come out there?

 

[Oz]

Are the horns supposed to come out there?

I think I took the wrong pills...........what do these v.i.a.g.a.r.a. pills do?

*looks down*

OH!

*throws multi-vits in the trash*

 

[AlphaTroll]

I think I took the wrong pills...........what do these v.i.a.g.a.r.a. pills do?

*looks down*

OH!

*throws multi-vits in the trash*

Vaye-hag-ge-ra - I think it's summin to do with making yer bones strong??

 

[Oz]

Vaye-hag-ge-ra - I think it's summin to do with making yer bones strong??

Oh Good! I suddenly have the urge to do a lot of press-ups

 

[AlphaTroll]

Oh Good! I suddenly have the urge to do a lot of press-ups

Mighty impressed with yer press-ups hun............reckon you'll try a few with yer hands?

 

[paul_valaru]

Viagara, boy scouts now wcarry it with them, so if they are lost in the woods, they can make a sundial.

or plug a dam

or fish

 

[AlphaTroll]

Viagara, boy scouts now wcarry it with them, so if they are lost in the woods, they can make a sundial.

or plug a dam

or fish

Or tree I suppose? Damned sure better check for squirrels first

 

[paul_valaru]

and it helps you balance....a tripod it the most stable structure.

It also helps dumb guys to count to 21, which is good in case they are playing blackjack in a nudist casino....could happen

 

[AlphaTroll]

Could also make a neat drying rack in case their clothes got wet.

And a subsitute bat for breaking the pinyada (sp?)

 

[paul_valaru]

Could also make a neat drying rack in case their clothes got wet.

And a subsitute bat for breaking the pinyada (sp?)

depends it the clothes where washed in cold water, or warm

and as for the pinyada

OUCH!!!

 

[AlphaTroll]

depends it the clothes where washed in cold water, or warm

and as for the pinyada

OUCH!!!

I said wet not washed - BIG DIFFERENCE

 

[paul_valaru]

I said wet not washed - BIG DIFFERENCE

yes, but the colder the clothes, the less it can hold

 

[AlphaTroll]

yes, but the colder the clothes, the less it can hold

But they'll not be wearing the clothes - they'd be hanging it

Seems Viagra is all young boys need to make them grow big & strong

 

[paul_valaru]

well, that, or a palyboy, and if they are young. like 13...a gust of wind will do it too, those where horrible years.

every bad moment, you had one