MrBishop
Well-Known Member
The next time that you feel that you have a crappy job, do the following:
When you leave work, go to a local drug store.
Purchase a Johnson & Johnson rectal thermometer (only this mark).
Open the box and remove the instructions
Read instructions until you get to this part
“Every rectal thermometer has been personally checked at our manufacturing plant”
Now…close your eyes and repeat the following 5 times
“I am happy that I don’t work at quality control for Johnson & Johnson”
and remember that no matter how crappy your job is, or how you feel that you’re getting it up the ass from your boss daily…at least you don’t work for J&J
*translated from the French
When you leave work, go to a local drug store.
Purchase a Johnson & Johnson rectal thermometer (only this mark).
Open the box and remove the instructions
Read instructions until you get to this part
“Every rectal thermometer has been personally checked at our manufacturing plant”
Now…close your eyes and repeat the following 5 times
“I am happy that I don’t work at quality control for Johnson & Johnson”
and remember that no matter how crappy your job is, or how you feel that you’re getting it up the ass from your boss daily…at least you don’t work for J&J
*translated from the French
