dear fury,

[Ardsgaine]

They're not supposed to be bearded either... any dwarf costumes in there? We could give the wedding a LotR theme. Scanty could dress up as Arwen. Whoreable could be Aragorn. I volunteer to play Gimli...

 

[Q]

but who will be Mr. Potato head??

 

[Ardsgaine]

Oh... ouch!

/me falls down dead...

 

[Q]

/me wasn't indicating Ards had to be Mr. Potato head....just that someone should.

 

[Ardsgaine]

/me breathes a sigh of relief.

Ah... that makes me feel better.

Some women have actually said that they like the shape of my head... but you never know if that's something to be proud of, or if they just have some weird potato fetish.

 

[Q]

I think I would just *run away* if someone said that to me. No sense taking any chances. Vegetable fetishes can be quite dangerous

 

[Ardsgaine]

*imagines chopped up carrots and sliced cucumbers*

 

[Q]

Two words to strike fear in your heart pal:

salad shooter

 

[Vortex]

Yikes!!

 

[Ardsgaine]

 

[Scanty]

I can picture Jerrek wearing the goofy looking elf get up, but flurf is a big boy....um, I don't think elves are supposed to be JUMBO!!

Jerrek's the maid of honor, remember. He gets the petticoat and tit tassles.

 

[Vortex]

Jerrek's the maid of honor, remember. He gets the petticoat and tit tassles.

LOL!! I think I'd pay to see that!!

 

[Scanty]

Scanty could dress up as Arwen. Whoreable could be Aragorn...

Jeeezus, if whoreable is Aragorn I might just have to snog him right now...

 

[whoreable]

WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT HERE?

 

[Scanty]

the weather


don't worry yourself, shnuckins

 

[whoreable]

ok. carry on.

 

[Q]

I might just have to snog him right now...

psst: what does snog mean??

 

[Squiggy]

I might just have to snog him right now...

psst: what does snog mean??

I think its short for spermnog...as opposed to eggnog...

 

[Scanty]

kiss

 

[whoreable]

WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH THE WEATHER