Russian Mathematicians Create A Formula Linking Shoe Size To Cronk Size
We’ve all heard the stories that your SHOE SIZE is directly connected to your CRONK SIZE...and , honestly, for some of us with gargantuan feet, we’ve CLUNG to it forever. Of course, it usually gets written off as myth.
NOT SO, say a group of Russian mathematicians. They’ve created a formula that links a man’s shoe size to his penis length. AND...they say it’s accurate on 90% of men!!!
The formula: Manhood size equals height plus five, all divided by two. Unfortunately, the formula uses the metric system...which, yes, I know, is evil...so you’ll need to know your shoe size to centimeters. Fortunately...I’ve done that for you...and, in the process, figured out your size in the pants. Here you go...
...Shoe size EIGHT means a 5.98-inch cronk.
...Shoe size NINE means a 6.14-inch cronk.
...Shoe size TEN means a 6.3-inch cronk.
...Shoe size ELEVEN means a 6.48-inch cronk.
...Shoe size TWELVE means a 6.65-inch cronk.
...And shoe size THIRTEEN means a 6.8-inch cronk.
