On a train from London to Manchester, an American was berating the
Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment. "You English
are too stuffy.
"You set yourselves apart too much. You think your stiff upper lips
make your above the rest of us. Look at me...I'm me, I have Italian
blood, French blood, a little Indian blood, and some Swedish blood.
What do you say to that?"
The Englishman replied, "Very sporting of your mother."