DONT SKIN BABIES ALIVE!!!

Gonz

molṑn labé
Staff member
Nihilistic said:
DONT SKIN [size=8 ]BABIES[/size] ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


That's right. You have to boil them first.
 

Rose

New Member
:disgust: Freaks. Each and every one of ya.


;)


Besides, everyone knows you don't skin them before you broil them.
 

Sharky

New Member
Q: What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and one of zombie babies?

A: The bowling balls don't try and bite off your fingers when you unload them.

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tommyj27

Not really Banned
Sharky said:
Q: What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and one of zombie babies?

A: The bowling balls don't try and bite off your fingers when you unload them.

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q: what's easier to load into a truck, anvils or babies?
a: babies, you can use a pitchfork.
 

tonksy

New Member
how can you think such horrible thoughts about such sweetness?


(psst. whats small with silver and runs into walls?
a baby with forks in it's eyes.) oops. now thats just terrible....
 

paul_valaru

100% Pure Canadian Beef
what is red and bubbly and scratches on glass, a baby in a microwave

I'm sorry, I love children

in a white wine sauce

what is pink a squirms

a baby in a plastic bag

what is blue and doesn't move

same baby a week later
 

Oz

New Member
Nihilistic said:
DONT SKIN [size=8 ]BABIES[/size] ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


But it's friday...........what else am I supposed to do on a friday???


What is the quickest way to stop a baby crying?
Put it in the blender.
 

paul_valaru

100% Pure Canadian Beef
bleach said:
But it's friday...........what else am I supposed to do on a friday???


What is the quickest way to stop a baby crying?
Put it in the blender.


I thought friday was flog toddler day, I thougth saturday was skin babies

remember is a fashoin faux pas to wear baby after labour day
 

Oz

New Member
paul_valaru said:
I thought friday was flog toddler day, I thougth saturday was skin babies


You Canadian are weird :D You can't flog on a friday, there wouldn't be anything to do on a Sunday afternoon ;)
 
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