Download An Open Letter From Al-RASHEDEEN Army To The American President

[takataqaz]

OHGOODGOD

Let's not and say we did, kk?​

 

[Professur]

Screw you, Pussy. Have yourself a fresh cup of Fuck off and Die!!!

 

[Leslie]

*hands Prof a tea and backs away slowly*

 

[Professur]

DAMNIT. Who banned him before I could finish him off. I was this close to redlining his karma. Oh, if only I hadn't taken the time to write him that heartfelt PM welcoming him to fuck off back where he came from ...


Oh well.

 

[Leslie]

I didn't do it. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

 

[Professur]

That does it. If you're gonna cut me off just as I'm starting to enjoy myself, I'm going home. Probably should anyways, since it's mum's birthday. Even though she'd rather go to someone's funeral than spend it with her own family.
*sob*

That reminds me. I need to pick up present on the way home.

 

[Leslie]

You'd best be getting your tail home. With flowers too.

 

[Professur]

Flowers? Are you insane?? She'd know for sure I'd left it to the last minute if I gave her flowers. I'm giving her a file cabinet. Just have to go find an office supply shop that's open, is all.

 

[Professur]

Taka, you're a loser, and your mom dresses you funny. Grow a brain and get a life already.

 

[Leslie]

Present AND flowers. So you thought ahead, and on the way home.

 

[Professur]

Oh, hell no. Maybe a potted plant, but never flowers.

 

[highwayman]

Awww shit, this is all I get is the smoke? Son of a Fucking BITCH!!!

 

[Nixy]

Oh, hell no. Maybe a potted plant, but never flowers.

Gerber daisies...I LOVE gerber daisies

I had a pot of them over the summer...they died...I'm bad with plants...

 

[BeardofPants]

I hear you nixy, I killed a cactus.

Um... [token spammer insult]Yeah....[/token spammer insult]

 

[Inkara1]

How do you kill a cactus? It's not like you have to water it more than once a year.

 

[BeardofPants]

Then perhaps I should have watered it, huh?

 

[Luis G]

I killed one too, I don't know why. Perhaps it got overwatered

 

[tonksy]

Cactus also need alot of sun. Some varieties are very picky on temps too.

 

[Professur]

I've got a spider plant that might have been watered once this year. It simply will not die.

 

[PT]

I've got a spider plant that might have been watered once this year. It simply will not die.

Got one of those too. That and a mother-in-law plant that sits on the fridge til it's almost dead, then someone comes along and dumps some coffee or tea in it, makes the damn thing live for another four years or so. I swear I have seen that thing almost completely black and it will still come back with half a cup of coffee.