"Dumbledore is gay," says Rowling.

chcr

Too cute for words
Have I ever wondered what it would be like to be royally buggared? Yes, and hell yes. ANY MAN WHO DENIES WONDERING THAT IS A LIAR, A DAMNED LIAR, AND A GOD DAMNED LIAR.

Sorry, don't know, don't wanna know and I've had the exam which I very much suspect is much less intrusive than than being buggered.

Sorry, I misspoke earlier. I think you fear what you fear you wish to be. It's called fixation and a good shrink (if such truly exists) could probably help you deal with it.
 

chcr

Too cute for words
BTW, if you don't want the shrink, I can find you a dominatrix who can make your dreams come true.
 

spike

New Member
in this case anyone who's saying that gays are out on some youth-oriented recruiting binge is obviously in the latter camp. they are now wearing stink-colored glasses. and making bizarre claims about longing for buggery. :grinyes:

chcr said:
I think you fear what you fear you wish to be. It's called fixation and a good shrink (if such truly exists) could probably help you deal with it.

Ranting about recruiting, going to see drag queens and dance, imagining buggery so much he can't fathom anyone not imagining it, saying the prostrate is your heart and soul, putting himself in countless situations to get hit on by men, reading some whacked out homosexual reprogramming site, linking us to gay porn...there's something going on there.
 

2minkey

bootlicker
again i mention...

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jimpeel

Well-Known Member
Theres also a statistical link between the cancellation of the Brady Bunch and the rise of ...umm... gas prices, AIDS, and the price of cable TV. I read it on a flyer in a bus station mens room... so it has to be true.

Watch out or Spike will start chanting "Stop making shit up" over, and over, and over ad nauseum.
 

jimpeel

Well-Known Member
Ah, I see. So Africa is being depopulated because a few hedonistic American queers have unprotected sex. Thanks for explaining it to me. I never would have seen the connection without you. :tardbang:

You need to watch out as well or Spike will chant at you as well.
 

jimpeel

Well-Known Member
Sorry, don't know, don't wanna know and I've had the exam which I very much suspect is much less intrusive than than being buggered.

I guess you missed part where the doctor had both hands on your shoulders. :kiss:

Sorry, I misspoke earlier. I think you fear what you fear you wish to be. It's called fixation and a good shrink (if such truly exists) could probably help you deal with it.

Ah, yes, more pseudo psychiatry on a long distance ethereal level of someone whom you have never met and do not know. How wonderfully prescient of you. I had never interfaced with a pseudo quack before this. It is so new and laughably inane!

The best part is that I would bet some of the nuts on this board would actually buy into your BS.

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jimpeel

Well-Known Member
I don't just know gay people, I live and breathe the gay man. Ask me about lesbians, I have no clue... but the gay man is sorta my area of expertise... if I had one.

I'm a male lesbian myself. I can't help it. I was born this way. I have this uncontrollable attraction for women. It's not my fault. Please don't hate me for who I am.
 

jimpeel

Well-Known Member
Ranting about recruiting,

Not ranting, simply placing the truth before you as pearls before swine.

going to see drag queens and dance,

See, you missed the part about our friend who was a drag queen and my wife and I went to see him perform. Of course, you miss a whole lot of things.

You also missed the part about the quality of the amenities at the cabarets. If you are so enlightened, whay have you never been to one; or would you even admit to having mingled with [droll snobbery]"those people".[/droll snobbery]

imagining buggery so much he can't fathom anyone not imagining it,

You have, you just suppress it and if asked would lie about it -- just like I said you would.

saying the prostrate is your heart and soul,

It is the heart and soul of every man's sexuality. I kinda knew you'd run with that since you are so adept at mental masturbation.

putting himself in countless situations to get hit on by men,

Hitchhiking in the Hollywood, CA area will get you hit on about every third ride. All one has to say, usually, is "No thank you." and they will drop you off at your destination. I cited a couple of exceptions.

reading some whacked out homosexual reprogramming site,

Missed again, huh? You do miss so much, don't you?

The site is simply a place where one can go to read clinical studies by very respected organizations. (such as The Society for the Scientific Study of Sexuality and Journal of the International Association of Physicians in AIDS Care )

Yes, that site may use these to their own devices, but that does not change the studies cited. If you had the wherewithal to do so you would click on the links to the actual studies and make up your own mind on what is being said. You won't, though, will you? Supposition, conjecture, and insinuation are just so much more fun.

linking us to gay porn...

Actually, the link was NOT to gay porn. It was to the site which keeps track of where the parties are located; just in case you wanted to go and be a bugchaser for a night. There simply happen to be explicit images on those pages which I didn't want to inadvertently excite you uncontrollably.

there's something going on there.

Only in your fertile little -- and I do mean little -- mind
 

Gato_Solo

Out-freaking-standing OTC member
I don't just know gay people, I live and breathe the gay man. Ask me about lesbians, I have no clue... but the gay man is sorta my area of expertise... if I had one.

So...the mere fact that the college I attended had a male population that was 1/3 gay, and the guy who lived next to me my freshman year was a flaming gay, makes my opinion subject? Not to mention the guy who tried to pick me up even though I told him I was straight, and it almost came to a physical altercation because he wouldn't take no for an answer makes me a homophobe (not really, but thats how most people will think so whogivesaflyingfuck)? Sorry...but I've seen too much to grab onto that one issue that some folks want me to grab onto...it just isn't natural.
 

jimpeel

Well-Known Member
2minkey

I want you to know that, other than my wife, I have never had anyone as enamored of me as you; and for that I am quite flattered. Making me your sig line? I'm blushing. :blush:
 

Gato_Solo

Out-freaking-standing OTC member
Just a thought...Since she waited for so long to 'out' Dumbledore, how will this affect future sales? Its all nice and rosy if these will be the only editions to make it to print, but what about the next generation? Will they be as 'open' to homosexuality as people are today, or will the backlash, and Islamic fanaticism, take full effect, and cause these books, and their author, to be treated like a pariah?
 

jimpeel

Well-Known Member
Just a thought...Since she waited for so long to 'out' Dumbledore, how will this affect future sales? Its all nice and rosy if these will be the only editions to make it to print, but what about the next generation? Will they be as 'open' to homosexuality as people are today, or will the backlash, and Islamic fanaticism, take full effect, and cause these books, and their author, to be treated like a pariah?

If these books had any chance in hell of being sold in Islamic countries, she just nipped it in the bud. I'm sure the Islamofacists had enough enmity prior to this revelation but this should seal ol' Harry's fate for good.
 

Gato_Solo

Out-freaking-standing OTC member
If these books had any chance in hell of being sold in Islamic countries, she just nipped it in the bud. I'm sure the Islamofacists had enough enmity prior to this revelation but this should seal ol' Harry's fate for good.

Never mentioned Islamic countries. ;)
 

Gonz

molṑn labé
Staff member
But in the end Sam marries Rose Cotton and fathers 13 children. Thirteen! You'd think he had something to prove.

The anti-hetero cup runneth over.
 
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