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:nanbang: doesn't like condoms...see...:banana2:

AB...i hear something along those kinda lines at least 3 times a day when I am around guys. I am slowly learning to deflect it and noit get angry over men's stupidity. :D
 
PrincessLissa said:
:nanbang: doesn't like condoms...see...:banana2:

AB...i hear something along those kinda lines at least 3 times a day when I am around guys. I am slowly learning to deflect it and noit get angry over men's stupidity. :D
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Must be something in the jeans ,Ummm I mean genes.












okay I was right the first time :silly:
 
Inkara1 said:
OK, why does this thing continue to insert an exclamation point before the banana smilie in the quote, no matter how many times I edit?
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The ways of vB 3 are inscrutible.... :D
 
Nixy said:
OMG! You said "blimey"! Weebl says that in the Weebl and Bob cartoons! I had to ask Jon what it meant :D
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Crikey!
:laugh3:

"Cor Blimey" - Euphemism derived from 'God blind me'.
 
AB...i hear something along those kinda lines at least 3 times a day when I am around guys. I am slowly learning to deflect it and noit get angry over men's stupidity.



that takes a hell uva lot of patience :D
 
As for the no condoms thing. Just a word of advice to anyone here who has never gone without...if you want to keep it that way for awhile don't think "I'll just try it once" because you'll find it SO SO SO hard to go back!!!
 
yes yes I know

Nix: Gameshow Host Bob do you want thith pah?
Bob: Yeth
GS: Even if it its protahcted bah Thombah death monkahs?
Bob: Yeth
GS: That Fahr Lathers from thahr ahths and rockets from thahr athes?
Bob: Yeth
GS: You thure?
Bob: Yeth. Give mah thah pah
GS: Thahts ahll thah tahm we have folkth
Bob: Bollahckth!
 
Translation:

Nix: Gameshow Host Bob do you want this pie?
Bob: Yes
GS: Even if it its protected by sombre (?thomba?) death monkeys?
Bob: Yes
GS: That fire lazers from their asses and rockets from their asses?
Bob: Yes
GS: You there?
Bob: Yes. Give me that pie
GS: Thats all the time we have folks
Bob: Bollocks!


:shrug:
 
Aunty Em said:
Translation:

Nix: Gameshow Host Bob do you want this pie?
Bob: Yes
GS: Even if it its protected by sombre (?thomba? some bad?) death monkeys?
Bob: Yes
GS: That fire lazers from their asses and rockets from their eyes?
Bob: Yes
GS: You sure?
Bob: Yes. Give me that pie
GS: Thats all the time we have folks
Bob: Bollocks!
:shrug:
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Aunty Em said:
Translation:

Nix: Gameshow Host Bob do you want this pie?
Bob: Yes
GS: Even if it its protected by sombre (?thomba?) death monkeys?
Bob: Yes
GS: That fire lazers from their asses and rockets from their asses?
Bob: Yes
GS: You there?
Bob: Yes. Give me that pie
GS: Thats all the time we have folks
Bob: Bollocks!


:shrug:
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Nope the Thombah was Zombie and they fired lasers (Light Amplification through Stimularion of EM Radiation so there shoud be no Z) from their eyes.


Better?
 
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