Einsteins Theory of Relativity

Y'know, you really do have to tell the guy at the garage you've used that stuff. I was under the impression that it hardened up with road heat. Seems the one I used didn't. Instead of pulling the valve like most do, this guy just heaved the tire up onto the clamp and powered down on it. Luckly, the clamp was on his side of the tire, and it blew the yellow crap out the other way.
 
Personally I've never used the stuff
I just run the tyres until they show steel cords and blow out.
 
Up here, they used stone on many of the hills for winter traction. Get one caught in a lug, and you're gonna have a puncture. Once a week, I try to dig out all the ones I've picked up. But I've still drawn three flats from them.
 
you leave earth travelling faster than light, you look back you are seeing old light, that has to catch up with you, hence when it reaches you, you are seeing the past.

if you speed back to earth traveling faster than light you do NOT end up in the furure or past, if the trip takes and hour out and an hour back, you get back 2 hours after you left.

and no, everyone else has NOT aged 30 years and NO the planet is not now run by damn dirty apes. (well no more than it was before)
 
Einstein’s theory states ya can't go faster that the speed of light...

sumthin’ about infinitely increasing mass


so shaddup aboot it already
 
Also nearly every facet of his theory has been proven

if ya gotta ponder the imponderable then
delve into quantum mechanics
 
If you installed a spacecraft (or any vehicle for that matter) with front turbo boosters and rear turbo boosters, and you fire both of them at the same time, will you crash into yourself?
 
mondomondo said:
If you installed a spacecraft (or any vehicle for that matter) with front turbo boosters and rear turbo boosters, and you fire both of them at the same time, will you crash into yourself?
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Nah. All it takes is a mere .5% imbalance in the direction of the burn and you would end up with a wicked pinwheel spinning at 5000 rpms. Any passengers inside... well... it wouldn't be pretty.
 
catocom said:
So if you shit "faster" than the speed of light, does it change back into food?
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I have since learned that the theory also says that the closer something gets
to the speed of light, the more it expands exponentially, so the at the speed of light, it becomes infinite.

So, before you even get to the speed of light, you'd be in deep shit. :D
 
catocom said:
I have since learned that the theory also says that the closer something gets
to the speed of light, the more it expands exponentially, so the at the speed of light, it becomes infinite.

So, before you even get to the speed of light, you'd be in deep shit. :D
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Hmmm.... Infinite shit. :lol:

Winky said:
I thought everyone knew the only way to exceed the speed of light was to fold spacetime
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Technically, that's not exceeding the speed of light, it's jumping from point to point without having to pass through the intervening space. :D
 
Time would also be slowing down... so it would also be a seriously long shit at the same time it was being a seriously long shit... it would also be fresh and stinky for 1000's of Earth years... yum!
 
talk of shit here, and Dick in the other thread....
I think I've lost my appetite for breakfast. :sick3:
 
unclehobart said:
Nah. All it takes is a mere .5% imbalance in the direction of the burn and you would end up with a wicked pinwheel spinning at 5000 rpms. Any passengers inside... well... it wouldn't be pretty.
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I love this visual :D

As for deep, infinite shit... you guys ever have one of those shits where it feels like you passed a watermelon but when you wipe there's nothing on the toilet paper and when you look in the toilet all that's there is the toilet paper you wiped with?
 
Inkara1 said:
I love this visual :D

As for deep, infinite shit... you guys ever have one of those shits where it feels like you passed a watermelon but when you wipe there's nothing on the toilet paper and when you look in the toilet all that's there is the toilet paper you wiped with?
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:tim:
 
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