Einsteins Theory of Relativity

[BeardofPants]

Oh give it up prof. The BF stopped worrying about me a LONG time ago. He's finessed the fine art of *sticks fingers in ears* LALALALALALALALA *removes fingers from ears* whenever I talk about poo.

 

[unclehobart]

Okay, how do you NOT make your butt bleed with watermelon-sized poo?

Go see Brokeback Mountain. It will explain how.

 

[Inkara1]

Hell, at least if my ass were bleeding I'd have some validation so that I'd know I wasn't just going crazy and feeling things.