Extreme shakes, nausea, cold, fever, stomach cramps

[HomeLAN]

Better than going to the afternoon meeting with that particular eau de toilet hanging about you.

Believe me, those shorts weren't going to be salvaged without a full scalding wash - including bleach.

 

[woodman19_99]

I believe that's called a "shart" if I'm not mistaken.

I I believe it is also known as a G&L Fart. Ya'know, Gambled and Lost?

 

[MrBishop]

I believe that it's called

(Too much indigestion)