Fetishes... I know you want it.

tonks said:
this may not be what you are talking about, philly, but the idea of two men and me is very arousing....for me at least. take me out of the equation and i'd rather watch tv.
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Oh no, I dont think Id want to take you out of the equation... :D

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Tonks post below is in response to the previous food post..not mine! :nerd:
 
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when i first wrote this post i was speaking of aunty's sandwich...but i suppose it applys to AE's as well...
 
AnomalousEntity said:
No no. Just sexually challenged. :winkkiss:
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i'd rather poke forks in my eyes. not being able to have sex whenever you want it....oh wait....shit...when did that happen?
 
SexyBoo said:
Same difference. Check your email Mr. Horny! :D
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Mr. Horney, Thats all you got?

Ill bet I can come up with 20 somthing betters!

1) Look a guy who can please...erm.. One woman at a time
2) Is that a glock in your pocket or is it errm a PDA
3) On no ma'am, these new stain resistant pants have a problem with "tenting"
4) Will that be salami or roast beast?
5) Seating for 2? Righ this way sir.
6) Sir, you dont need to carry extra toilet paper in your pants, we use 2 ply here.
7) No its a medical condition...honest
8) We have openings for the new viagra poster boy if your intrested.
9) Hey buddy, do you have any soap on a rope, I dont want to bend over in front of THAT GUY.
10) Hey watch it...quit poking...uhm hmm... how do you do sir?
11) Man look at that guy........show off.
12) Well I never.....
and you probably never will
13) Are you aware of the penal codes in this county?
14) Is this a regulation size ball coach?
15) Now we can prove that shoe wear and balance is affected by many things....take this guy for instance...the rear of his shoes has extreme where...probably from leaning back too much to get his balance..hmm OH ITS BECASUE...OH MY GOD...
16) Now when using a shredder...dont ever get too close.
17) Its so hard getting the the pants to fit.
18) Ill take the "magnum" condoms please (big grin)
19) Is that a sandwich in your pocket or are you just glad to see me (reaches into pocket) Its a sandwich
20) I always think with my head you know.

(I was doing my Steve Martin impression for the movie "roxanne" there).
 
AnomalousEntity said:
Mr. Horney, Thats all you got?
Ill bet I can come up with 20 somthing betters!
(I was doing my Stever Martin impression for the movie "roxanne" there).
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Sorry, I wasn't trying to be creative, just descriptive of the current situation. I enjoyed the "something betters" though! So, do you think we will actually get to have sex before the end of the week or not??? :banana2:
 
i would have had sex last night but my husband keeps forgetting to get some condoms. how horrible is that? pathetic.
 
tonks said:
i would have had sex last night but my husband keeps forgetting to get some condoms. how horrible is that? pathetic.
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How horrible is that? That you make your husband use condoms? That's pretty fucking horrible.
 
PuterTutor said:
How horrible is that? That you make your husband use condoms? That's pretty fucking horrible.
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condoms are free and he quit the job that had the health insurance. i don't like them any more than he, but i am the one who has been pregnant 3 times in the past 4 years.
 
tonks said:
i'd rather poke forks in my eyes. not being able to have sex whenever you want it....oh wait....shit...when did that happen?
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usually after married life sex goes away ;)
 
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