Fireworks fun goes awry - pain in the ass

MrBishop

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A man suffered internal burns when he tried to launch a rocket from his bottom on Bonfire Night.
Paramedics found the 22-year-old bleeding, with a Black Cat Thunderbolt Rocket lodged inside him, when they attended the scene in Sunderland.

He suffered a scorched colon and is now recovering in hospital, where his condition is described as stable.

A spokesman for the North East Ambulance Service (NEAS) said the prank could have been fatal.

Douglas McDougal, from the NEAS, said: "We received a call stating there was a male who had a firework in his bottom and it was bleeding.

"He sustained fairly significant injuries in the fact that there's huge damage to that particular area."

'Beyond belief'

Mr McDougal added: "Potentially it could have been a fatal incident.

"There's a lot of major blood vessels round that area, so infection would probably be a huge problem for him.

"And also the body naturally produces methane gas, so combine that with the firework and the exploding effect with methane's flammability - it certainly could have been a lot worse than it really was."

A spokesman for the Firework Association described the bizarre prank as "beyond belief".

He said: "We have spent a long time working with the government to create laws that make fireworks safer and better for the public.

"This incident is very concerning but hopefully an isolated one."

Northumbria Police said they were aware of the incident, which happened in the Dame Dorothy Street area of Monkwearmouth, but are understood not to be carrying out further inquiries.

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Whaddya wanna bet before the fuse was lit he said "Hey Bubba, hold my beer and watch this!"
 
Okay...the only reason that Luis's beer enema video still holds the prize is because there is no video evidence of this.
 
Later, on the BBC...Should fireworks be banned to keep any more people from getting hurt...:rofl4:
 
terrible camerawork!

Ban fireworks?

Nah - ban arses! then you ain't gonna get arseholes.

Worra prize twat!:D

..er... Luis managed to beat this???? :D

Tell me more!
 
*shudders*
It was a video clip of a guy getting a beer enema and then one dude drinking the afterwash and subsequently everyone throwing up afterwards.
What makes it even more...interesting...is that he posted it in someones welcome thread. I do not recall who's it was but I believe they no longer post :sick3:
 
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