FIRST LADY TO CHILDREN OF SESAME STREET:

[MrBishop]

FIRST LADY TO CHILDREN OF SESAME STREET: JESUS CHRIST CAN AND MUST KILL THIS AIDS MUPPET
Remarks by the First Lady

THE FIRST LADY: Good afternoon, boys and girls. We only have seven or eight minutes here at the Children's Television Workshop before the press pool leaves to get set up at my next stop. So please, gather in close by the cameras and shut up. Very good! Let's begin. Children, do you know what 'relations' is? It's when a boy places his thingy in your hoo-hoo. Or other places I am too polite to talk about. Now, this is disgusting enough in the context of the holy bonds of a Christian marriage, but is fouler than a plate full of steaming Mexican diarrhea when it occurs to people who are not married. Do you know what happens to people who place unmarried thingies in unmarried hoo-hoos? Well, in our house, they get grounded and lose their tequila privileges for 12 hours! But the Lord has even an more horrible punishment in mind for them.

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[Uki Chick]

That's just sick and demented.

 

[chcr]

Get her as far away from any kids as possible. That's child abuse! No wonder her kids are so fucked up.

Oops.

 

[unclehobart]

cute. .org instead of .gov

 

[unclehobart]

The presidential seal appears to be a manourished buzzard.

 

[tommyj27]

cute. .org instead of .gov

you think that's cute, you should see some of the stuff at .com

 

[freako104]

such tolerance in the world. shes corrupting childrens minds wiht that. pathetic.