For tonks - finally a good man

[AlphaTroll]

Dear tonks, I have decided to go out on a limb for you & find you a good man. After many days of searching & weeding out the unsavoury charcters, I have finally found one that I believe will make you immensely happy.

So here you go Tonksy's Man

I hope you have as much fun being with him as I did finding him for you.

(ps - he's non-refundable, non-returnable & seemingly non-recyclable - have fun mate )

 

[Shadowfax]

if i ever get that sad and lonely, feel free to shoot me

 

[PT]

Imagine that, I just got a new email address to use for spam sites.

 

[tonksy]

SWEET JESUS, WOMAN!!
if i could stop from laughing hysterically it be great...for chrissakes, an indonesian gigolo....you're killing me...

 

[AlphaTroll]

Ah, I do what I can for me mates

Ye should have seen the undesirables.........

 

[tonksy]

AT, here's one for you. he's tres cool...see? he's into piercings!

 

[AlphaTroll]

But tonksy - I can't date my grandaddy - we're not that kind of family

 

[AlphaTroll]

This one says he'll sing for his supper, if only you did not turn him down.........and apparently he grew up on a farm - expert at churning butter

 

[tonksy]

But tonksy - I can't date my grandaddy - we're not that kind of family

so sorry dearheart, i'll keep looking!

 

[Squiggy]

Well if those two aren't good enough for you, I may as well go now...

 

[tonksy]

ok. have i found the stub for you...he comes with a miners hat so you can explore the crevices.

 

[AlphaTroll]

Well if those two aren't good enough for you, I may as well go now...

Squiggs - they actually requested that you not be part of the selection process as they knew they would not stand a chance if you were in it

BTW tonks, I found someone with the perfect pair of feet to dance a light jig on the strings of your heart

 

[tonksy]

This one says he'll sing for his supper, if only you did not turn him down.........and apparently he grew up on a farm - expert at churning butter

well, he actually looks like alot of fun. needs some meat on his bones but not unattractive. clothes would be an improvement in this case though. he prolly has a great personality. i could do much, much worse.

 

[tonksy]

BTW tonks, I found someone with the perfect pair of feet to dance a light jig on the strings of your heart

aw, goo...that's just icky.

 

[AlphaTroll]

aw, goo...that's just icky.

Awe, just give him some

and all will be well

 

[tonksy]

Awe, just give him some

and all will be well

yeah and a pair of socks......saw this, thought about the financial posibilities this could spell....

 

[CheeseRocket]

(ps - he's non-refundable, non-returnable & seemingly non-recyclable - have fun mate )

You can melt him down and sell him.

 

[AlphaTroll]

LOL - nah, if ye throw him in a metling pot with all that gold ye might get a gol statu of man

 

[CheeseRocket]

LOL - nah, if ye throw him in a metling pot with all that gold ye might get a gol statu of man

Isn't that all a woman really wants? Quiet, made of $$, always hard, you get to dress him... etc.

 

[SexyBoo]

AT, here's one for you. he's tres cool...see? he's into piercings!

Oh gosh! LMAO!