Free Beers (Joke)

[MrBishop]

Three guys are talking in a bar, a Quebecer, an Ontarian, & a Newfie.

The three agree that it's a nice bar.

The Ontarian says nice; but there is a bar in Toronto where you buy onebeer; and get one free!
The Quebecer says good; but there is a bar in Montreal where you buy one beer, and get two free!

The Newfie says that's not bad; but there is a bar in Newfoundland, where you can get your first beer free; and your second beer free; your third beer free; and even a fourth one free if you are not too drunk yet!
Afterwards; you can go to room on the upper floor; and get laid!

The other two guys are amazed, and they ask him: "Did this happen to you?

He says no; but it happened to my sister!!!!

 

[tonksy]

i loved being a girl

 

[unclehobart]

Damn ... if it happend to guys as well there would be no war in the world. If only I could have been born a girl and yet retain my male psyche. I would rule the world.

 

[Squiggy]

I'm not gonna state the obvious...

 

[Kawaii]

Damn ... if it happend to guys as well there would be no war in the world. If only I could have been born a girl and yet retain my male psyche. I would rule the world.

Ditto.

 

[tommyj27]

but could you both rule the world? wouldn't there have to be a war? i think mutual masturbation is out of the question.