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I just saw a commercial for a new Glade candle scent, Gingerbread Spice.
The tag line at the end of the commercial states, "Created by nature, captured by Glade."
So, where in nature can you find gingerbread growing wild? Where are the pine scented forests where gingerbread men run free and chase after scantly icinged gingerbread women?
And what about their rights? Glade hitmen bursting unannounced into little gingerbread people homes, carting off the men and women to crush them into candles. What about the poor orphaned gingerbread kids? Sold off as slaves to work for the Keebler Elves in chocolate chip mines no doubt.
I say we petition the government to stop the mistreatment of Gingerbread people worldwide. I for one am boycotting Glade until the wanton destruction of gingerbread houses comes to an end.
Down with Glade and their stupid fucking commercials!!!!
The tag line at the end of the commercial states, "Created by nature, captured by Glade."
So, where in nature can you find gingerbread growing wild? Where are the pine scented forests where gingerbread men run free and chase after scantly icinged gingerbread women?
And what about their rights? Glade hitmen bursting unannounced into little gingerbread people homes, carting off the men and women to crush them into candles. What about the poor orphaned gingerbread kids? Sold off as slaves to work for the Keebler Elves in chocolate chip mines no doubt.
I say we petition the government to stop the mistreatment of Gingerbread people worldwide. I for one am boycotting Glade until the wanton destruction of gingerbread houses comes to an end.
Down with Glade and their stupid fucking commercials!!!!