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[Professur]

Will do. As soon as I see them. What metal did you want that ring in, really? Silver, platinum, or white gold?

 

[tonksy]

Will do. As soon as I see them. What metal did you want that ring in, really? Silver, platinum, or white gold?

just what are you driving at mister? you got a proposal?

 

[Professur]

I like to keep my options open.

 

[tonksy]

for the record, i don't wear gold.

 

[Professur]

That leaves two options.

 

[tonksy]

dealers choice.

 

[Professur]

That's a pair of jacks against a royal flush. If I'm betting into that pot, I wanna know the stakes first.

 

[tonksy]

That's a pair of jacks against a royal flush. If I'm betting into that pot, I wanna know the stakes first.

i think you are putting too much thought into this...

 

[Professur]

Probably. So which one?

 

[freako104]

The voices made me do it.

do they pay the rent?

 

[tonksy]

sigh...silver is more cost effective but platinum last longer...titanium is a better choice if we are just speculating...and as long as we are speculating make the diamond big. i want to be able to check my lipstick in it.

 

[Professur]

Titanium? You want a charcoal grey ring?

 

[tonksy]

you make that sound like a bad thing. rob has one and i've always liked it. this is a silly conversation anyway.

 

[Professur]

Of course it is. They're the best kind.

A titanium claddagh ring. Lemme see what can be found. This could actually be possible.

 

[tonksy]

of course it's possible. they got a guy in this area that makes them from his home. i suppose the commisionee would have to provide any stones but it's possible.

 

[Professur]

Really? Well that takes the shine off it. I was gonna get a quote on one from a jeweller in Belfast. But since you've a local source, and no need of my contacts, I'll not bother.

 

[tonksy]

ah! but we need to find the diamond! naturally heart shaped due to the design of the ring in question....i doubt i could be seen in public with less than a carat...where does that leave us

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

...i doubt i could be seen in public with less than a carat...

[/SnP hearing this spoken in Scarlett O'Hara accent...]

 

[tonksy]

[/SnP hearing this spoken in Scarlett O'Hara accent...]

*idly fanning herself
a lady must have her standards, afterall.

 

[Professur]

ah! but we need to find the diamond! naturally heart shaped due to the design of the ring in question....i doubt i could be seen in public with less than a carat...where does that leave us

Well, first off, we'd need to decide on the colour of the diamond. Titanium doesn't really lend itself to clear white. Perhaps a nice blue? Although the yellow would be set off nicely by the dark grey.