Ghetto Spelling bee

MrBishop

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GHETTO SPELLIN' BEE
Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's
homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.

1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel
everybody.

2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.

3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night.
Man, somebody get that catacomb.

4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money
foreclose.

5. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum
both.

6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss
disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.

7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup
and said penis.

8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it
look fake." He say,"Bullshit, that watch israel".

9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the
apartment undermine.

10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me
acoustic and took me to the poolhall.

11. Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle
iraq, you break.

12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her,
"Do you plan on stain for dinner?
"
13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?"
she say "fortify."

14. Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my
wife!

Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word:
Today's word is :"OMELETTE"

Let us use it in a sentence.

"I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette
dis one slide."

**non-PC humour...sorry :D **
 
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