Give it your best shot!

[Mare]

Alrighty- Give us your best Michael Jackson joke you got.

 

[Hoon]

What's black & white and comes in a small can ?

 

[Sharky]

Q: What is soft and brown and sometimes found in little boys' underwear?















A: Jacko's hand.

 

[Mare]

When MJ's kids were being born, he asked the doc what time is the best to play with the children?

Doc replied, WELL, You should wait till they are atleast 12-14 yrs old.

 

[Bungi]

Why is Whacko Jacko like McDonalds?

They both put their meat in 12 year old buns.

 

[MrBishop]

Oops...posted mine as a new thread accidently...see "Wacko-Jacko on the run from the cops" for the joke

 

[Cleveland]

Lady @ beach to MJ: Excuse me, I believe you're in my son.

 

[Inkara1]

I already posted this somewhere, and I've been getting a lot of mileage with this one at work... but here goes:

There's going to be a Michael Jackson sale at JCPenney this weekend: boys' pants, half off.

 

[Sharky]

Q: How do the kids know when it's bedtime at Neverland?


A: When the big hand is on the little hand.

 

[CydCharisse]

you stole my joke, Sharky....

 

[MuFu]

Where's Michael Jackson going on holiday?

He's off to Tampa with the kids.


Good to see Jacko dangling his kid off the balcony.

Usually he just tosses them off.

 

[Mare]

Q: How do the kids know when it's bedtime at Neverland?


A: When the big hand is on the little hand.

haaaaaaaaaa....

 

[unclehobart]

Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
It's called "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing”.

Why did Michael Jackson decide to have a boy of his own?
Because it's too expensive to rent them at $2 million a pop!

Who is the greatest person ever?. Michael Jackson - he was born a poor black boy in Gary, Indiana and grew up to become a rich white woman in Europe.

 

[woodman19_99]

These are just what I needed to brighten my day.

Here's one:

Why can't Michael Jackson be a cub scout leader anymore?





He was up to a pack a day!

 

[Mare]

Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
It's called "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing”.

Why did Michael Jackson decide to have a boy of his own?
Because it's too expensive to rent them at $2 million a pop!

Who is the greatest person ever?. Michael Jackson - he was born a poor black boy in Gary, Indiana and grew up to become a rich white woman in Europe.

Your a trip Unc......lmao

 

[freako104]

why did Michael marry Lisa Marie?

He thought she was Elvis


Why did he divorce her?

He thought she was 13

 

[paul_valaru]

the new elton john MJ duet?


don't let your son go down on me

 

[HubbaHubba]

whats the difference between michael jackson and a book?

















You read a book, and michael jackson fucks little boys

 

[tonksy]

where you been hubbs?

 

[chcr]

whats the difference between michael jackson and a book?


You read a book, and michael jackson fucks little boys

Damned straight.