You family now, so I tell you a story. All my life...I have this lump on the back of my neck. When I reach the menopause, the lump get bigger. I go to the doctor, and he performs a...bo-bobopsy. And inside the lump, he finds teeth, and a spinal column. The lump...it was my twin.
Haha.. you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic
blunders. The most famous is: Never get involved in a land war in
Asia. Only slightly less well know is this: Never go in against a
Sicilian when death is on the line!
You mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my
sword and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?
Character one: I'm gonna shut up now.
Character two: No, don't do that. I haven't talked to any one for a while.
You da man! Your turn.woodman19_99 said:Bourne Identity
This is more embarrassing than the time you started cleaning your beans at Don Knotts' Christmas party.
Ok here's mine. An easy one-
Damn Hex, that's a hard one
Anyone who doesn't get this one will smack themselves for missing it.
Dammit! I knew that Princess Bride line!!