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Well what do you want me to do? Drop her through the mail-deposit box at the funeral home?
Well what do you want me to do? Drop her through the mail-deposit box at the funeral home?
Warning: Reeeeeeally old one.Character 1: You bastard!
Character 2: Yes sir. In my case, an accident of birth, but you sir, are a self made man.
Person 1:You're Good.
Person 2: Yeah, yeah. But I'm better at killing enemies.
Person 1: Killed many?
Person 2: Well - It's impossible to kill 'em all, so I ususally run away.
Person 1: A splendid principle!
Person 2: Thank you.
My favorite western ever. How many grandkids you got????Gato_Solo said:The Professionals...
BTW...I'm a reeeeeally old one, too.
1956 here. I just have the one, but she's a cutie. Eight last Friday.Gato_Solo said:None. I was born in 1962, though.
What do you think of farmers? You think they're saints? Hah! They're foxy beasts! They say, "We've got no rice, we've no wheat. We've got nothing!" But they have! They have everything! Dig under the floors! Or search the barns! You'll find plenty! Beans, salt, rice, cake! Look in the valleys, they've got hidden warehouses! They pose as saints but are full of lies! If they smell a battle, they hunt the defeated! They're nothing but stingy, greedy, blubbering, foxy, and mean! God damn it all! But then who made them such beasts? You did! You samurai did it! You burn their villages! Destroy their farms! Steal their food! Force them to labour! Take their women! And kill them if they resist! So what should farmers do?
I knew that. It's been years since I watched it though. It was on TCM a while back, but I was busy at the time. It's one of my top ten for sure though. Now, let's got more contemporary with an easy one.Gato_Solo said:The Seven Samurai was the inspiration for the western The Magnificent Seven...
Okay, you're a dick.
Gato_Solo said:Yep. Your go, chcr. On a side note...The Seven Samurai was the inspiration for the western The Magnificent Seven...