Happy Mother's Day!

Camelyn

Camelyn

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Too those of us in the "I have boobs" category who have spawned, have a good one!

Quotes from Famous Mothers:

Paul Revere's Mother: "I don't care where you think you have to go, young man. Midnight is past your curfew!"

Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary's Mother: "I don't mind you having a garden, Mary, but does it have to be growing under your bed?"

Mona Lisa's Mother: "After all that money your father and I spent on braces, Mona, that's the biggest smile you can give us?"

Humpty Dumpty's Mother: "Humpty, If I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times not to sit on that wall. But would you listen to me? Noooo!"

Columbus' Mother: "I don't care what you've discovered, Christopher. You still could have written!"

Babe Ruth's Mother: "Babe, how many times have I told you – quit playing ball in the house! That's the third broken window this week!"

Michelangelo's Mother: "Mike, can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?"

Napoleon's Mother: "All right, Napoleon. If you aren't hiding your report card inside your jacket, then take your hand out of there and prove it!"

Custer's Mother: "Now, George, remember what I told you -- don't go biting off more than you can chew!"

Abraham Lincoln's Mother: "Again with the stovepipe hat, Abe? Can't you just wear a baseball cap like the other kids?"

Barney's Mother: "I realize strained plums are your favorite, Barney, but you're starting to look a little purple."

Mary's Mother: "I'm not upset that your lamb followed you to school, Mary, but I would like to know how he got a better grade than you."

Batman's Mother: "It's a nice car, Bruce, but do you realize how much the insurance is going to be?"

Goldilocks' Mother: "I've got a bill here for a busted chair from the Bear family. You know anything about this, Goldie?"

Little Miss Muffet's Mother: "Well, all I've got to say is if you don't get off your tuffet and start cleaning your room, there'll be a lot more spiders around here!"

Albert Einstein's Mother: "But, Albert, it's your senior picture. Can't you do something about your hair? Styling gel, mousse, something...?"

George Washington's Mother: "The next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance good-bye!"

Jonah's Mother: "That's a nice story, but now tell me where you've really been for the last three days."

Superman's Mother: "Clark, your father and I have discussed it, and we've decided you can have your own telephone line. Now will you quit spending so much time in all those phone booths?"

Thomas Edison's Mother: "Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb, Thomas. Now turn off that light and get to bed!"
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freako104

freako104

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:hug: to all the mommies out there! Happy mothers day! have fun and makeit a good one. hope you all get some neat cards and gifts
 
O

Oz

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That's the last time I listen to colonials..........

Today I grabbed flowers/cards/etc ..... dashed to me parents house, only to discover that Mother's Day was on March 24th here :eh:

'Tho the flowers did earn me some brownie points, so I ain't complainin' too much ;)

Happy Mothers day to those who have the lil' anklebiters :D
 
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Stop Laughing

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The most creative job in the world involves taste, fashion, decorating, recreation, education, transportation, psychology, romance, cuisine, design, literature, medicine, hand-craft, art, horticulture, economics, government, community relations, pediatric, geriatric, entertainment, maintenance, purchasing, direct mail, law, accounting, religion, energy and management. Anyone who can handle these has to be somebody special.
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Happy Mother's Day. :)
 
MrBishop

MrBishop

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Happy Belated Mother's Day! I was a bit busy trying to give MrsBish some time without the reason why she 'can' celebrate Mother's Day. Imagine that...no kids around on Mother's Day.??

Thanks to Cam, on behalf of MrsBish, for the lovely yellow rose.
Thanks to my own mother...for giving me the countless opportunities...otherwise known as life.
 
Luis G

Luis G

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Today is mother's day here. Congratulations to all moms that are reading this :D :D :)
 
kuulani

kuulani

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tonksy said:
happy mother's day to cam, leslie...and me. :)
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oh well :mope: i didn't really get a Happy Mother's Day wish at home ... so why did I expect one here?

... a combined total of 40-some hours of labor to give the man his children, and what does he get me for the big day? "You're not my mother." *grrr*
 
Luis G

Luis G

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kuulani said:
oh well :mope: i didn't really get a Happy Mother's Day wish at home ... so why did I expect one here?
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hey I sent my congratulations to every mom reading my post *hugs*

unless of course you didn't read it :p
 
tonksy

tonksy

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kuulani said:
oh well :mope: i didn't really get a Happy Mother's Day wish at home ... so why did I expect one here?

... a combined total of 40-some hours of labor to give the man his children, and what does he get me for the big day? "You're not my mother." *grrr*
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OMG!!! i am so sorry...i forgot you and NA...trout me...i deserve it.
 
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