Happy New Year! - Chinese year of the Monkey

MrBishop

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It's my year, and therefore my horoscope.​
Thought that I'd wish everyone a Happy New Year.​
Welcome to the Year of the Monkey!​
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[size=+3]M[/size]onkeys are fun and loving persons who are always cheerful and energetic. They are very clever. Give a monkey a boring book to read and he'll turn it into a Musical. Better yet, he'll invite everyone to see it free! That's how talented, creative and generous monkeys usually are.
RAT
1912 1924 1936 1948 1960 1972 1984 1996 2008
OX
1913 1925 1937 1949 1961 1973 1985 19972009
TIGER
1914 1926 1938 1950 1962 1974 1986 19982010
RABBIT
1915 1927 1939 1951 1963 1975 1987 19992011
DRAGON
1916 1928 1940 1952 1964 1976 1988 20002012
SNAKE
1917 1929 1941 1953 1965 1977 1989 20012013
HORSE
1918 1930 1942 1954 1966 1978 1990 20022014
RAM
1919 1931 1943 1955 1967 1979 1991 20032015
MONKEY
1920 1932 1944 1956 1968 1980 1992 20042016
ROOSTER
1921 1933 1945 1957 1969 1981 1993 20052017
DOG
1922 1934 1946 1958 1970 1982 1994 20062018
BOAR
1923 1935 1947 1959 1971 1983 1995 20072019
<DIV align=left>Monkeys are always alert and can feel surroundings even as they are thoroughly engaged in conversation. Monkeys are sociable and have an active outside life. Monkeys sympathize with people and they in turn trust you with their secrets. Monkeys can forgive, but never forget and can be revengeful if somebody wrongs them several times. They wait their turn for the perfect opportunity and nothing can stop them from achieving a goal. They have a lively love life. Monkeys are good at making people comfortable and even the most shy individuals open up to them. Having a very attractive openness, and as a partner they are reliable, adaptable and cheerful. Inherently brainy, monkeys very rarely fail in their mission. They are good at assessing risk and financial problems. Monkeys are intellectual and their memory is incredible. They don't care what opinions others may have of them. They know they are lucky, and they also know they have the power to change things when convenience calls. Monkeys are virtually unsinkable! If people try to trick monkeys, they will probably catch them. They never make a move without a plan. They are great strategists. They can spot an opportunity in any form. They never miss a trick! They improve and try to do things better, and often amaze even themselves. They are the ultimate diplomats and slip in and out of difficulties with ease. Monkeys are always out in front! Dragons and rats will match up with the monkey. Famous people like Will Smith, Julius Caesar, Lord Byron, Elizabeth Taylor , de Vinci, Harry S. Truman,
 
Leslie said:
I'm a Rat :hmm:

nothing wrong with that, Leslie! :swing:
People born in the Year of the Rat are noted for their charm and attraction for the opposite sex. They work hard to achieve their goals, acquire possessions, and are likely to be perfectionists. They are basically thrifty with money. Rat people are easily angered and love to gossip. Their ambitions are big, and they are usually very successful. They are most compatible with people born in the years of the Dragon, Monkey, and Ox.

I'm a Tiger. :mope:
Tiger people are sensitive, given to deep thinking, capable of great sympathy. They can be extremely short-tempered, however. Other people have great respect for them, but sometimes tiger people come into conflict with older people or those in authority. (a dozen or so nuns would agree with that... :rolleyes: ) Sometimes Tiger people cannot make up their minds, which can result in a poor, hasty decision or a sound decision arrived at too late. They are suspicious of others, but they are courageous and powerful. Tigers are most compatible with Horses, Dragons, and Dogs.
 
Am I the only one who doesn't see Rat up there?....you know the animal that BEGINS the Chinese calender.....

never mind...just saw it..the name is missing by the way.

Leslie

You have the beginning and supposedly the most lucky animal of the pack. Be glad.
 
I be a horse.

Thank goodness for open spaces, because the Horse needs plenty of room to roam! Energetic, good with money and very fond of travel, Horses are the nomads of the Chinese Zodiac, roaming from one place or project to the next. All of this Sign's incessant activity and searching may be to satisfy a deep-rooted desire to fit in. Paradoxically, Horses feel a simultaneous yearning for independence and freedom.

Horses crave love and intimacy, which is a double-edged sword since it often leads them to feel trapped. Love connections tend to come easily to Horses, since they exude the kind of raw sex appeal that is a magnet to others. This Sign tends to come on very strong in the beginning of the relationship, having an almost innate sense of romance and seduction. Horses are seducers in general; check out any A-list party and you're bound to find the Horse in attendance. This Sign possesses a sharp wit and a scintillating presence; it really knows how to work a crowd. Surprisingly, Horses tend to feel a bit inferior to their peers, a misconception that causes them to drift from group to group out of an irrational fear of being exposed as a fraud.

An impatient streak can lead Horses to be less than sensitive to others' needs. These colts would rather take a situation firmly in hand as opposed to waiting for others to weigh in or come to terms with it. The lone wolf inside the Horse can at times push others away, but this also makes this Sign stronger and is a key to its success. Horses are self-reliant and, though they might lose interest fast in a tedious, nine-to-five day job, are willing to do the work necessary to get ahead.

Horses tend not to look much at the big picture; instead they just follow their whims, which can result in a trail of prematurely ended relationships, jobs, projects and so on. This Sign really knows how to motivate others, though, and get a lot accomplished. Once they find some peace within themselves, they can curb their wandering tendencies and learn to appreciate what's in their own backyard.

The most compatible match for a Horse is the Dog or the Tiger.
 
Kawaii said:
The above chart is incorrect. Here is the correct one.
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I thought it was.........was sure I was an Ox.........and thanks to Kawaii.......an Ox I be :)
 
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