Oh girl you would NOT believe...
So, here's the whole scoop. I get pulled out of a meeting one day by the VP and Senior VP of R&D (gods I do hope no one here works for the company I do, that would be bad). Anyway, they sit me down and say, "there are going to be changes in your department and you don't have any choice about them".
The "changes" were going to be a sizable layoff, roughly 1/2 my department, including my boss. They were telling me about it because they were going to give me his job. And they tell me I've got a week to fret over it. Then two weeks because Good Friday and Easter were coming up, yada yada yada.
So, all Easter weekend, I'm having nightmares about this stuff. How am I going to pick up the pieces, how are we ever going to get all the work done, hell, I don't even WANT my boss's job, you get the picture. So the poo is supposed to go down on Tuesday. The VP calls me into her office on Monday and guess what - the whole thing was called off. At least our part of it anyway. They did end up closing down one of the smaller satellite offices, but they nixed their larger plans.
Turned out that a "restructuring" (that's what they were calling it, a "restructuring") wouldn't sit well with the analyst community, so they decided not to do it.
Further, we got an email from the CEO later in the week that our 3-yr salary freeze was being lifted.
Sheesh what a ride! It all turned out for the better (although there were some on the list I would not have minded being rid of - not my boss though, I prefer to keep him around). But that whole spinning me around thing was for the birds.
And so that's how it turned out. Now I get to keep the secret forever, or at least until they decide to reimplement the plan.