Have you had your crack today???

50% bitch!
which is higher than the worldwide average 38%

52% can use a gun
51% been in a catfight
50% cheated in a relationship
50% forget birthdays
46% blamed a friend for farting
28% gnawed during oral sex
26% wear lots of hairspray
24% stomped on someone with high heels

The bitchiest age group so far is 29 year olds. 29 year olds average 42% bitchy.

Women who like the taste of beer are more likely to cheat on their boyfriends.

Canadian women are more likely to consider themselves successful.

Girls with tattoos like authority less.

Girls who sleep with married men are more likely to forget their friends' birthdays.
 
HELPER WHO FINDS MISSING CHILDREN OVER THE INTERNET
(Submissive Introvert Concrete Feeler )


leslie
Like just 10% of the population you are a HELPER WHO FINDS MISSING CHILDREN OVER THE INTERNET (SICF). You are very tentative in the world and introverted with people--which means you are the shy and silent type. Hence the Internet. But behind your reserved exterior lies a dedicated person with a passion for the concrete truth who wants to, in his heart of hearts, help find missing children. God bless you.
 
DREAMER
( Submissive Introverted Abstract Feeler )


You are a DREAMER (SIAF)--reserved and imaginative. You are basically the shy, silent type. You don't have much interest in facts and figures or most of what’s going on around you, but the internal worlds you build for yourself are rich and complex. Luckily, your creativity and strong heart mean you have a deep personality evident to anyone who gets to know you. It's just that not many people do, because most everyone thinks you’re a loser. Talk to yourself less, other people more, little shaver.
 
This could cause some problems...

Canada is a place for prostitutes and their chlamydia-infected clients, and it's a damn good thing they have nationalized health care.


:retard:
 
Squiggy said:
This could cause some problems...

Canada is a place for prostitutes and their chlamydia-infected clients, and it's a damn good thing they have nationalized health care.


:retard:
you saw the national pasttime, right? :D
 
JUDGE
(Dominant Introvert Concrete Thinker )


Mitchell Haskins
Like just 3% of the population you are a JUDGE (DICT). Your affinity for facts and analytical approach to life help you some complex problems and make tough decisions that others cannot. But don't think you don't act like a bitch a lot of the time. You jump into arguments and hold grudges like crazy. Try jumping into the sack and holding buttocks, instead. You could probably use some love.

While some may see you as a bit overbearing and arrogant, your friends know that you are a trustworthy person with depth and a strong sense of righteousness. Although you are introverted and somewhat reserved, you have a forceful personality that your friends appreciate and your enemies fear. God help them. God help all of us.

:rolleyes:
 
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