unclehobart
New Member
You guys on the coast have it soooo easy. The swamps, bayous, marsh deltas, and god knows the 100,000 square miles of ocean is just begging to be used.
Prof, ... bite me. I'm not giving away trade secrets that easily.
He's dead, Jim
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Prof, ... bite me. I'm not giving away trade secrets that easily.
unclehobart
New Member
How about this one:
Break into a blood bank and make a cocktail of 100 blood samples to slightly throw off DNA evidence that one can spread all over the crime scene, don a full bodysuit to prevent hairs and such from falling onto the crime scene, whip out your handy dull knife and dispatch them. Spread blood evidence all over the place and then burn all of your clothing from the crime afterwards.
That, or....
Drag your victim out to midfield during the World Cup finals and dispatch them with a cinderblock in front of a worldwide audience of 2 billion... then sit back, hire the best lawyers money can buy, and let them end up getting you off scott free and somehow ending up as a celebrity in the process.
Break into a blood bank and make a cocktail of 100 blood samples to slightly throw off DNA evidence that one can spread all over the crime scene, don a full bodysuit to prevent hairs and such from falling onto the crime scene, whip out your handy dull knife and dispatch them. Spread blood evidence all over the place and then burn all of your clothing from the crime afterwards.
That, or....
Drag your victim out to midfield during the World Cup finals and dispatch them with a cinderblock in front of a worldwide audience of 2 billion... then sit back, hire the best lawyers money can buy, and let them end up getting you off scott free and somehow ending up as a celebrity in the process.
SouthernN'Proud
Southern Discomfort
Or...
simply take the victim out of Ted Kennedy's car.
simply take the victim out of Ted Kennedy's car.
SouthernN'Proud
Southern Discomfort
Not me dumping the victim in Insurance Hole. Out of their jurisdiction.
haha, well, then, CSI whatever jurisdiction would solve the crime...with Grishom as a guest star
StuTheWise
Member
So uh... Prof, are you still standing by that dead body trying to figure out what to do with it? Sorry I didn't get with you sooner.
Well, assuming you haven't been busted in the two days since you posed the question, I might just quietly sneak my way out and call it good.
Okay, but if it were me:
Last time I posted something self-incriminating, I lost my job. Can't have that happening again! So I will only say he would not be anywhere near close enough to be at my feet when he drops dead.
But if I were in your spot... hmm, well that's a tough one. I probably would not log on to OTCentral and ask for advice
Well, assuming you haven't been busted in the two days since you posed the question, I might just quietly sneak my way out and call it good.
Okay, but if it were me:
Last time I posted something self-incriminating, I lost my job. Can't have that happening again!
So I will only say he would not be anywhere near close enough to be at my feet when he drops dead.But if I were in your spot... hmm, well that's a tough one. I probably would not log on to OTCentral and ask for advice
SouthernN'Proud
Southern Discomfort
haha, well, then, CSI whatever jurisdiction would solve the crime...with Grishom as a guest star
We just ain't got us one of them CSIs up hyar in the hills. We's lucky to have us a few COPs. And most of them ain't all that bright.
unclehobart
New Member
The boat might be covered in evidence. You have to either detail it or burn it. You might also be leaving a paper trail somehow leading to the body.
chcr
Too cute for words
Umm... Why would I tell you (or anyone else)? I may need to use this plan at some point (if, in fact, I haven't already
).[Pedanticman]Nope, interesting though. It'd be ironic if Prof used one of these plans and that was the reason he got popped for the deed though.[/Pedanticman]
Gato_Solo
Out-freaking-standing OTC member
What most fail to realize is that one murder has to take place. If you spread the evidence out over multiple jurisdictions, your chance of getting the needle are slim. Dip your hands in elmers glue and let them set. Put on a body suit, and wait for the guy at his place. Once he parks, crawl under his car, and string a small-guage wire from the number-one spark plug to the gas tank. Punch a small hole in the tank, and slip said wire into the hole.
Note...this does not work with a full tank of gas, and you don't want to know...
Note...this does not work with a full tank of gas, and you don't want to know...
catocom
Well-Known Member
burn it? Exactly.
Paper, nah, not if it's done right.
BTW that plan in involves friend(s), with a second boat.
"Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies."
Stop Laughing
New Member
I take off and dispose of the Jason mask and chainsaw I scared him to death with and put an emptied out aspirin bottle in his hand.
They empty aspirin bottle would be taking it a step too far, they'd know VERY quickly that he didn't have any aspirin in his system. Not to mention that I believe it's rather difficult to OD on aspirin.
BeardofPants
New Member
No it isn't. Inhale until pulmonary edema kicks in. Wash down with generous amounts of vodka.