Hey, mister proud southern dude...

[Inkara1]

Ready for a 28-year-old general manager?

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

If he is familiar with the concept of a p-i-t-c-h-e-r, bring him on.

 

[Inkara1]

I'm more hoping he's familiar with the concept of g-r-o-u-n-d-b-a-l-l p-i-t-c-h-e-r.

 

[Stop Laughing]

Someone we can unload Kerry Wood (last year's highest paid setup man) upon, maybe? He couldn't possibly have any more serious arm injuries... I'll even throw in Corey Patterson for free!

 

[Inkara1]

I'm thinking AJ Burnett would be a better choice. He got a lot more groundballs than flyballs this past year and he pitched in Florida, meaning he's already used to humid heat.

If we still had Hart as GM I'd expect to see Wood in a Rangers uniform next year but with him gone, it will be interesting to see.

 

[HomeLAN]

Hell, we'll give ya back Dan Kolb, but we won't throw in too much money....

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

I'd trade R.J. Dickey straight up for Jed Clampett.

 

[MrBishop]

Can I get an offer for Youppi?

Orange furball looks silly in skates.

 

[Inkara1]

I'd trade R.J. Dickey straight up for Jed Clampett.

I'd say give R.A. Dickey next year to see how his knuckleball turns out. If it doesn't go well, ship him to Atlanta and he'll end the next year with 220 IP, a 15-8 record with five complete games, 200 K's and a 3.5 ERA.