Hey whoreable...

[unclehobart]

He snubbed out a cigar on my forehead once. Hes not nice. I was slow paying back a loan once and he carved off my left index finger with a grapefruit spoon as a collateral charge.

 

[Scanty]

Sorry, is this Unc White or Unc Black that I'm talking to??


PSYCH!!!!

 

[unclehobart]

I'm all black from the waist down.. and all white from the wallet up. *smug grin with the little eyebrow wiggle*

 

[HomeLAN]

He'd probably beat the shit out of you WITH the scooter.

 

[Scanty]

Well at least that's something to look forward to...

 

[PT]

He'd probably beat the shit out of you WITH the scooter.

See, and he knows him. Don't fuck with Unc.

 

[Scanty]

Don't Fuck With Unc... sounds like some kind of hip-hop track.

 

[whoreable]

i will not tolerate rufians in a thread about me

 

[Nixy]

I don't kid around with that unc dude. He's scary.

Looks like the kind of guy that would rip you out of your car and beat the shit out of you at a stop light for looking at him funny on his scooter.

ROFLMAO!!! OH MY GOD! I am suppose to be winding down before doing HW and now I am gonna have the image of Unc on a scooter in my head all day! I'll be writing my test and suddenly bust out laughing!!!!!

 

[Shadowfax]

Don't Fuck With Unc... sounds like some kind of hip-hop track.

wasn't that "The Fonz" ?


And unc on a scooter....
Would be with that pouty schoolgirl look

 

[unclehobart]

you dissing my scooter? I'll have to pop a cap in yo ass. a few 9 ... gangsta style ... word.

 

[Scanty]

respect your nan

 

[PT]

Yo Yo, Homey, I didn't say shit about your scooter, man. I like it. Its the best ride I've ever seen, bro.

 

[Scanty]

proper bo, proper bo...

 

[unclehobart]

My ride... she be fresh, yo.

 

[Scanty]

bitches in the front, bitches in the back...