Hi Everybody...

[tonksy]

He who approaches the bridge of death must answer me these questions three...

wait, wait.....i know this....something about a bluebird?......*off to pound head against wall to jog memory*

 

[Kawaii]

"What do you mean, an african or european swallow?"

 

[freako104]

whats your favourite colour?

whats your quest?


which is bigger a swallow or a chick(i think thats the line i dont remember exactly what it was)

 

[Kawaii]

No, you got it all wrong!

First set of questions...
What is your name?
What is your quest? (to find the holy grail)
What is you favourite color? (first guy: blue. passes. second guy: blue. no wait! AaAaAh! *is launched off bridge and falls to his death)
Second set...
What is your name? (King Arthur of the Britons)
What is your quest? (To find the Holy Grail)
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? (What, an african or a european swallow? Bridgekeeper: What? I don't know that! AaAaAh! *dies*)

 

[BeardofPants]

Dammit people, that's just sad. Next person who mentions swallowing anything get's a wedgie. You got that?

 

[Sharky]

As in spit vs. swallow?

Ouch ouch ouch . . .

Mmmm, BoP, your armpit smells like petunias!

 

[Squiggy]

Is that kiddy porn, Sharky?...

 

[BeardofPants]

As in spit vs. swallow?

Ouch ouch ouch . . .

Mmmm, BoP, your armpit smells like petunias!

Let's try this again, shall we?

 

[Oz]

Let's try this again, shall we?

If I knew how to shrink gifs..........that would be a cool avatar!

 

[Squiggy]

Here ya go, Oz

 

[Oz]

Here ya go, Oz

Squiggs.......if I didn't think yer'd turn into a prince, I'd kiss ya!

 

[Sharky]

Is that kiddy porn, Sharky?...

I suppose it could be . . . for those with a sumo-wrestling fetish!

 

[Sharky]

Let's try this again, shall we?

I can't believe I noticed the skid marks . . .

*hangs head in shame*

 

[Urlysis]

Nah, that's not skid marks. That's a wet fa....... um nevermind.