Jon said:i'm so fucking pissed and i've brought home the most amazing girl.![]()
I hope soScanty said:your girlfriend?

there's a good ladJon said:not my girlfriend...
she's in my bed and i'm on the couch![]()

i know, i was just giving ya shitJon said:well, no longer had I settled down when I heard retching from my room...
She's just in the shower now...
PS: Tommy, dude, I'm attached. I wouldn't dream of cheating on her.

greenfreak said:Jon, be a good boy. Remember, you're engaged.![]()
He has NO idea what he has gotten himself into with that ring!!! 
didn't you say that Emma checks this site out sometimes?Jon said:don't you worry, i will be dreaming about itshe had a body to die for...
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