how do you beat your meat?

[breaky]

i tend to go for rare or medium rare depending on the establishment. i once had my meat beat rare in a seafood restaurant (yes i was asking for trouble from the start) and what i got was more like raw that had been quickly grilled and slapped on the plate. blood everywhere! ugh! a proper beaten meat no matter the doneness should never bleed! if only the hot chick at the table across from me was close by at the time....

excellent!!!!!!!!

i tend to do it slow
really really slooooowwwww, i want it to last as long as possible
i should really try to beat my meat blue nice i guess but i don't think he would appreciate that

 

[freako104]

how do you beat your meat

with my hand of course

 

[Nixy]

It's the subject, definitely, definitely the subject. I first looked at it thinking it was a masturbation thread.

IT IS A MASTURBATION THREAD!
there are two one is about a steak and the other (this one) is about spanking the monkey.

HAHAHAHA! That is SO great in SO many ways!!

I give it 5 brushing smilies!!!

 

[unclehobart]

I always figured these to be the smilies of gratest use in just such a thread.

 

[Aunty Em]

Hmmm, not much good if it's blue... it shrinks too much...

 

[Squiggy]

I usually use the one hand method, sometimes cradling the boys with the other hand. Sometimes I use the two fisted method, but that can throw your back out if you do it correctly.

Thats NOT what happened! Honest!

 

[Nixy]

I always figured these to be the smilies of gratest use in just such a thread.

What about ?

 

[unclehobart]

Missed that one.

 

[Oz]

blue

Erm, paul.......yer not supposed to beat meat outside in the cold, that's unhygenic

 

[BeardofPants]

Thats NOT what happened! Honest!

So *that's* how you popped your back! Was Pammy worth it?

 

[Squiggy]

no....really....it was work related.....honest

 

[freako104]

you were getting paid for it great now im all jealous.

 

[Thulsa Doom]

yeah and the great part is your corpal tunnel is completely paid for if you do it at work.

 

[Aunty Em]

no....really....it was work related.....honest

Oooooh, Squiggy's a gigolo!

Hehe... you can giggle my lo any day!

 

[Aunty Em]

yeah and the great part is your corpal tunnel is completely paid for if you do it at work.

The correct spelling is carpel.... corpal sounds decidedly disgusting... so it's in the right thread then!

 

[Thulsa Doom]

corpal sounds decidedly disgusting...

oh yeah. corpal tunnel. isnt that what happens when dead people masturbate too much?

 

[Aunty Em]

That's a dead cert!

 

[AlphaTroll]

I don't have a meat to beat I'm afeared!

 

[Squiggy]

You can use mine AT...

 

[AlphaTroll]

Oh how I like a man that shares!

So how would you like your meat beaten today? Medium to go with the clams?