how have we overlooked this???

[tonksy]

I can't help but wonder where this crap came from.

these people just need a slice of reality.

 

[Sharky]

these people just need a slice of reality.

I just knead to earn some extra dough so I can spend more time loaf ing.

 

[tonksy]

but don't you find the logic a little crusty?

 

[Sharky]

but don't you find the logic a little crusty?

I would if I were baked.

 

[tonksy]

I would if I were baked.

well...i am a little toasted.....

 

[Squiggy]

there must be a point sandwiched in here somewhere...

 

[tonksy]

there must be a point sandwiched in here somewhere...

not even a crumb of truth!

 

[AlphaTroll]

Oh my God, you guys are so crusty!

 

[tonksy]

'specially squiggy...he's a real heel.

 

[Squiggy]

Yer jus tryin to butter me up...

 

[tonksy]

did i spread it on a little thick?

 

[AlphaTroll]

Well we have to get all the compliments jammed into one thread - easier for you, we don't want you to spread yourself to thin across the board.

 

[Inkara1]

All you turkeys are just trying to ham it up.

 

[tonksy]

and just what's your beef?

 

[AlphaTroll]

I guess he's kinda pickled

 

[tonksy]

well...i wouldn't relish being him...

 

[Inkara1]

Methinks I should toast your buns for that remark.

 

[alex]

This thread is rising to the top

 

[AlphaTroll]

Well, you can't expect a tonksy thread to remain halfbaked dear.

 

[MrBishop]

C'mon...can't you guys mustard up better puns than that?

Puns have to hurt!!!

:Smacks OTC over the head with a baguette that smells faintly of a Parisian's underarm:

Milks the joke
Eggs OTC on
Stirs things up
Turns up the heat

Looks for other bread puns