How NOT to piss off the wife person

[PostCode]

Telling her her dog actually does kinda look like Marty Feldman. Not a good idea.

 

[Squiggy]

Still not as bad as telling her that dress actually DOES make her ass look fat...

 

[A.B.Normal]

Telling her the dog looks better in her dress than she does.

 

[tonksy]

Still not as bad as telling her that dress actually DOES make her ass look fat...

i'd appreciate the honesty...who's marty feldman?

 

[A.B.Normal]

i'd appreciate the honesty...who's marty feldman?

Ever see "Young Frankenstein" (Frahnkensteen) ,he played Igor.

http://www.foxhome.com/youngfrankenstein/html/characters/index.html

 

[PT]

No honey, that dress doesn't make your ass look fat, I'm pretty sure it's your Ass that makes your ass look fat.

 

[Sharky]

http://www.otcentral.com/forum/showthread.php?t=11337

 

[A.B.Normal]

There is a little resemblance

 

[Marshall]

Still not as bad as telling her that dress actually DOES make her ass look fat...

bad bad move hehe

 

[Gotnolegs]

The best thing I ever did for my wife was divorce her, we get along like a house on fire now...

 

[Oz]

How not to piss off the wife? (or wife-type-person)

Prayer.

(or running to the pub is a good second option)

 

[Mare]

Just by being themselves (husbands) is enough said.

BUT-their are some goods one still left out there

 

[MrBishop]

Don't forget anything...ever!!!

"These are for you hon" (gives flowers) "What'd I do?...Nothing! Today is the 6th anniversary of the first time that I kissed you."

 

[AnomalousEntity]

Ever see "Young Frankenstein" (Frahnkensteen) ,he played Igor.

http://www.foxhome.com/youngfrankenstein/html/characters/index.html

"No no...its pronounced E-gor"...

And wasnt his hump on the otherside?

What hump?

Where wolf?

There wolf.

Why are you talking that way?

I thought you wanted to.

Walk this way...

(by the way that movie was the inspiration for Aerosmiths "walk this way"..they were taking a break during recording and went to see it..right after that scene Steven Tyler says..."lets go Ive got our last song")...according to Behind the band with Aerosmith...



Love that movie.


The funniest thing I have seen in a while is the guy who played "fronk-un-steen" Now is the dad on Every body loves Raymon.

In the halloween episode last year he was dressed up like Frankenstein with a couple inside jokes...

 

[Mare]

Don't forget anything...ever!!!

"These are for you hon" (gives flowers) "What'd I do?...Nothing! Today is the 6th anniversary of the first time that I kissed you."

Aww see here goes one of those good guys

 

[A.B.Normal]

"No no...its pronounced E-gor"...

Its "Eyegore"

(by the way that movie was the inspiration for Aerosmiths "walk this way"..they were taking a break during recording and went to see it..right after that scene Steven Tyler says..."lets go Ive got our last song")...according to Behind the band with Aerosmith...

If you remember the part where Igor gets the Brain belonging to ABNormal you'll know where I got my ID from.

 

[freako104]

Don't forget anything...ever!!!

"These are for you hon" (gives flowers) "What'd I do?...Nothing! Today is the 6th anniversary of the first time that I kissed you."

nothing is trivial: the crow

 

[Luis G]

No honey, that dress doesn't make your ass look fat, I'm pretty sure it's your Ass that makes your ass look fat.

ROFLOLMAO

 

[Cirdan]

Don't say:

"Those bags under you eyes make you look like your mother."

"Did you see the body on that babe."

"I thought I would just lay here and watch sports while you're working."

Young Frankenstein - Funniest movie ever (maybe tied with Blazing Saddles)

"There... I touched my food. Happy?"

"Frau Bluecher <neigh>"

"But I was going to make expresso!"

"SEDAGIVE!!!!!"

 

[PrincessLissa]

The only thing that really gets to me is when my SO doesn't appreciate me. Or show that they care and love me. Other than that I am pretty cool with most things. As long as they pull thier share of housework and working if we live together.