How to masturbate

[fury]

For Bubba

Step 1: Look at pr0n

Guys: Step 2: Take hand, place around wanker
Step 3: Fap

Girls: Umm... I dunno, any ladies care to explain this? (And demonstrate, if you will )

 

[Shadowfax]

lol, i was just going to start a thread like that...dammit, you've beat me to it

 

[Bubba]

bye

 

[Shadowfax]

 

[fury]

 

[Bubba]

don't wanna give ya the wrong idea, i'm just going to explore the world wide web a little more. not mad or anything.

 

[fury]

Aww, damn, I didn't make you mad?

Enjoy

 

[AlladinSane]

You forgot to mention what to do with the c*m. Damn, that could make a new thread...

 

[ipmoof]

Step 2: Take hand, place around wanker

A slight odd use of the word "wanker", I must say.

 

[whoreable]

I HATE THIS THREAD

 

[ipmoof]

*places hand around whoreable, as instructed*

 

[whoreable]

I WOULD RATHER BE A DICK THAN AN ASSHOLE

 

[Vortex]

I WOULD RATHER BE A DICK THAN AN ASSHOLE laugh

LOL!!

 

[ipmoof]

Don't worry mate - talking out of your asshole will do for now.

 

[whoreable]

YOU MEAN LIKE FARTING? CAUSE I AM NOT FARTING RIGHT NOW.

 

[ipmoof]

Well farting and talking at the same time would be a neat trick for you to master - work on it.

 

[whoreable]

it is now on my list

1. get breakfast
2. clean room
3. get grocieries
4. study for class
5. practice farting

 

[Spirit]

 

[Jeslek]

^^^ is enjoying all this.

 

[ipmoof]

^^^ is learning something.