How to masturbate


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For Bubba :headbng2:

Step 1: Look at pr0n

Guys: Step 2: Take hand, place around wanker
Step 3: Fap :rfap:

Girls: Umm... I dunno, any ladies care to explain this? (And demonstrate, if you will :brow: )
don't wanna give ya the wrong idea, i'm just going to explore the world wide web a little more. not mad or anything.
Well farting and talking at the same time would be a neat trick for you to master - work on it. :)
it is now on my list

1. get breakfast
2. clean room
3. get grocieries
4. study for class
5. practice farting