How to please a man and a woman

Jeslek

Jeslek

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HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:

Compliment her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine and dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
buy flowers for her,
go to the ends of the earth for her...



HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:

Show up naked.
Bring beer.



This is scary. I much prefer the prior listing. :D
 
And that's all us guys need too, Is that too much to ask for?
 
:lol: I knew that was coming!

*brings beer*

Oh what the hell *strips down nekkid*

Now can I have my complimentments, cuddling, kisses, caresses, loving, stroking *ohh yeah*, teasing *hmmmmm*, comforting, protecting, hugging, holding, all your money, the wining and dining, things for me, your listening ear, your caring, you standing by me, your support, flowers, last but not least...go to the end of the earth for me.... :D
 
halamikage said:
Now can I have my complimentments, cuddling, kisses, caresses, loving, stroking *ohh yeah*, teasing *hmmmmm*, comforting, protecting, hugging, holding, all your money, the wining and dining, things for me, your listening ear, your caring, you standing by me, your support, flowers, last but not least...go to the end of the earth for me.... :D
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Yes :D You may have it. :whip:
 
perform oral sex is eanough to please a man?

no need to perform - just the suggestion can keep a smile on our faces for days.
shit, now that's our cover blown :D

hehehe....blown... :D :D
 
LastLegionary said:
halamikage said:
Now can I have my complimentments, cuddling, kisses, caresses, loving, stroking *ohh yeah*, teasing *hmmmmm*, comforting, protecting, hugging, holding, all your money, the wining and dining, things for me, your listening ear, your caring, you standing by me, your support, flowers, last but not least...go to the end of the earth for me.... :D
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Yes :D You may have it. :whip:
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Thanks, now I'm satisfied! :whip:
 
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