How would you spend.....

I would try really hard to think of something that would be worthwhile doing in my last moments on Earth. I'd make up my mind, then decide that no...that's a crap idea. So I'd think of something else. Then I'd decide that that was crap as well. Then I'd make to go somewhere special to me...then decide that actually, it would be better if I stayed where I was. Then I'd think, oh yeah, maybe I should-



*KABOOM*
 
Depends on where I am.

If I am at work... I'd be panicking about where my kids were for the full 4 minutes.

If I am at home WITH my kids, I'd be hugging them and telling them how much I love them and stuff.

If I was around some hubba hubba hunk I'd be .... damn..... thinking about where my kids were......
 
Spirit said:
Depends on where I am.

If I am at work... I'd be panicking about where my kids were for the full 4 minutes.

If I am at home WITH my kids, I'd be hugging them and telling them how much I love them and stuff.

If I was around some hubba hubba hunk I'd be .... damn..... thinking about where my kids were......
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To tell you the truth, I would probably be doing the same. :)
 
How would you spend.....
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Not enough time for much.

Sex, nice idea but who the hell is gonna feel like getting laid on their deathbed? Realistically?

If I'm with my family, probably hug them 'til the end. Tell them I love 'em & wish...KABOOM!

If I'm at work, I'd call my family with the cell phone & then run over all the idiots I could in my big truck. Lessen their pain & suffering at the end & make me feel better for all the times I've done the right thing & gotten told I was #1 for it.
 
Gonz said:
run over all the idiots I could in my big truck.
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I'm feeling like doing that right about now. A couple of bona fide idiots, one right after the other, recklessly endangering myself and themselves by crossing the double line to pass me at about 90mph. I bet if I would've gave them the finger, honked a few times and flashed my bright lights I would've pissed them off enough so they'd try it again on some other poor sap up the road but then get caught doing it. But I'm too nice of a guy to do that.
 
whoreable said:
i think it all depends on what is on tv at the time.
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Over here programs would be interrupted by an offical announcement informing everybody they had better duck! :(
 
pray to the elements for protection; 2min
tell all my friends and fam i love them: not sure but thatd be my last.
 
I'd probably go and slip into a suit. They always put the deceased into suits just before they get interned .. I might as well go out looking sharp like everyone else in a casket.
 
I would grab my son, put him in his baby carrier, run to the garage, start my bike and see if that blast can keep up with me at 300KPH (180MPH). :)

If I get hit, I get hit! :rolleyes:
 
Either you get hit by the blast........or you get hit by a car, or mountain or something :D
 
Methinks the blast would be quicker and less painful due to obliteration of all senses in a fraction of a second, but it's much more honorable to go protecting one's family. Rock on, ™!
 
unclehobart said:
I'd probably go and slip into a suit. They always put the deceased into suits just before they get interned .. I might as well go out looking sharp like everyone else in a casket.
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There won't be any casket, if you get caught in the blast it's instant vaporisation. But I guess looking sharp is cool. :eek:
 
At work: by the time I hear about it I have probably been called by my mom already, the trains don't go fast enough to get home in time and there are no women here except for some ugly prostitutes and the boss' wife (and believe me, that's not an option.), so I'd probably make use of the highspeed internet connection here and make my last post on OTC... I expect enough people at OTC by that time anyways :D. Phone calls? Nah, not a chance, all lines will be crowded...

At home: basically the same thing. I hate waiting around for the big blast to happen, so I'm either panicing or playing the last song I'll ever hear... "The Offspring - End of the line" would be a good choice...

Anywhere in between: thinking "this is gonna be the best show in my entire life :headbang:"
 
I would call the police and tell them someone is shooting at me with missles. Its their job to "protect and serve", don't you know....
 
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