Human Life Cycle as it SHOULD be!

Aunty Em

Aunty Em

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> > Human Life Cycle as it SHOULD be
> >
> > The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
> > I mean, life is tough enough.
> > It takes up a lot of your time.
> > And what do you get at the end of it?
> > Death.
> > What's that suppose to be, a bonus?!
> > I think the life cycle is all backwards.
> > Listen to how it should be in MY opinion.
> >
> > You should die first, you know, start out dead, let's get THAT
> > out of the way.
> > Next you wake up in an old age home, feeling better every day.
> > You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your
> >pension,
> > then, on your first day back to work, you get a gold watch!
> >
> > You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your
> >retirement.
> > You drink like a fish, party your ass off, and screw anything
> >that
> > moves - you've only got a few years left, so why not?!?
> >
> > Then you get ready for High School.
> > You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have
> >no
> > responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your last
> > 9 months of your life floating peacefully with luxuries like
> >central
> > heating, spa, room service on tap, larger living quarters
> >everyday,
> > and then you finish off as an ORGASM!
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Hell I couldn't agree more! :laugh:
 
Yeah .... but crawling back up inside yer mom's twat *shudder* no thanks. I'll take being a shrivelled corpse, thanks.
 
Aunty Em said:
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
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The only problem I have is this part,, Using the logic of what was posted You would not be paid but would need to pay to work..So why not skip the 40 or 60 years and party your ass off and finish it off with an orgasm...
 
highwayman said:
The only problem I have is this part,, Using the logic of what was posted You would not be paid but would need to pay to work..So why not skip the 40 or 60 years and party your ass off and finish it off with an orgasm...
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You missed the initial point. The orgasm you finish off with isn't your. It's someone else's *puke*
 
Professur said:
You missed the initial point. The orgasm you finish off with isn't your. It's someone else's *puke*
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:tomato:

So much for the fantacy...Didn't want to go through puberty again anyway....
 
highwayman said:
:tomato:

So much for the fantacy...Didn't want to go through puberty again anyway....
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Yeah I was looking forward to the central heating, spa and room service on tap... grumpy old man! :hmm:
 
...yeah, and the traffic at the end must be horrid. Going through a dark tunnel with millions of losers all heading home from the same spot, and the best thing going through your mind is that you're thankful that you weren't swallowed. :D
 
Subject: Its tough being eighty


>
>> >>
>> >>> It's Tough Being 80
>> >>> Three men were discussing aging at the nursing home.
>> >>> "Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old. You always feel
>>
>> >>> like
>> >>> you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and
>> >>> nothing
>> >>> comes out!"
>> >>> "Ah, that's nothin'," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you
>>
>> >>> can't
>> >>> even crap anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the
>> toilet
>> >>> all
>> >>> day and nothin' comes out!"
>> >>> "Actually," said the 80-year-old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."
>> >>> "Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the 60-year- old.
>> >>> "No, not really. I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse
>> on
>> >>> a
>> >>> flat rock; no problem at all."
>> >>> "Do you have trouble crapping?" "No, I crap every morning at 6:30."
>> >>> With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said, "Let me get this
>> >>> straight.
>> >>> You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So
>> what's
>> >>> so
>> >>> tough about being 80?"
>> >>> "I don't wake up until 7:00."
 
Winkey said:
>> You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so tough about being 80?"

>> >>> "I don't wake up until 7:00."
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So you don't wake up untill after seven?
 
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