I have now used the Final Excuse

paul_valaru

paul_valaru

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So as some of you know, I work at a hotel.

Well we have a deal with a local spa, which is opening, to let the girls that will be working there, stay here.

there is about 20 of em, well they are filtering in in groups after a long night of many drinks.

They are of the bimbo variety, the kind I hate, so I was asked up to a room to...well you know.

I of course said no (I have video evidence of this) and it start flashing the cleavage, etc. I say I am with someone.

I here the final call of the woman who can't beleive she is being turned down....don't you want some of this.

I look her in the eye, and say

"I'm gay"

lol

(no quoting out of context!!!)
 
paul_valaru said:
oops, missed the smiley.

I am not single, so I would not.

plus, not a fan of the fake boob barbie type
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I've had a girlfriend for 12 years and never cheated so I think I just wanted to use the smiley.

I have nothing against the fake boob barbies though and my GF trusts me enough that I could have partied with them.
 
Vapid and concieted? Well then.

You knocked one of them down a peg quickly. I might have been interested in a more subtle prolonged torture,

Maybe you could have left with them all rocking back and forth crying hugging each other naked.
 
spike said:
Vapid and concieted? Well then.

You knocked one of them down a peg quickly. I might have been interested in a more subtle prolonged torture,

Maybe you could have left with them all rocking back and forth crying hugging each other naked.
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covered in baby oil?
 
paul_valaru said:
covered in baby oil?
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Now you're thinking.

Sucking the meat out of some crab legs, Radiohead blaring, comforting each other with more baby oil while you yell at them about how fat they are.

Ok, I got to slow down.
 
I thought the surrealist depressing vibe would be good for the mind screw. What do you suggest?
 
hmmm, i think that particular scene either calls for some 80's hairband music.

though the first choice would be cheesy 70's porn music.
*edit*

correction, I beleive some ludvick van would do nicely, a la clockwork orange.

that would make it truely surreal.
 
Fucking queer.



Just take a copy of the Tiara photo to work and you'll never be bothered again.







And I'd jsut like to thank you for proving to everyone that Marc and I weren't full of shit when we talked about the bizarre goings-on in hotels. Just think, dude, you've been there months. I was there for nearly a decade. Marc was over a decade. The horror stories have only just begun.
 
Geez, you have a hard time turning down offers and I have a hard time finding a woman. :shrug:
 
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