I need a Smarties break... huh?

valkyrie

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Yes... kids are stupid. It's part of their job description.
http://wcbstv.com/seenat11/smoking.candy.smarties.2.982419.html?mh
Alarming Trend: Kids Literally Smoking CANDY
It Sounds Bizarre, But Just Take A Look On YouTube And You'll See It's Very Real -- And Very Dangerous
Reporting
Kristine Johnson
NEW YORK (CBS) ―

It's taking place in lunchrooms, playgrounds and classrooms across the tri-state area.

It may even be happening in your own home -- kids smoking candy.


But doctors and safety experts say this new trend isn't so sweet.

Every so often, 18-year-old Jeremy Froncek says he sneaks a smoke.

"Around the house, ya know, outside of work," Froncek said.

But he's not puffing on cigarettes. He's "smoking" candy.

It sounds bizarre -- even impossible. But kids grind up pieces of candy -- like "Smarties" – and they actually inhale the fine candy powder then blow it out like cigarette smoke.

"Eventually, as I got better at it, you know, it was just a cool thing to do," Froncek said.

And that's what has parents and drug counselors so concerned. A quick search on YouTube shows dozens of how-to videos created by children of all ages. Some clips even show children snorting the sweet stuff.

"Before I was sent the YouTube videos, I had never heard of smoking and snorting Smarties," drug safety expert Peggy Sapp said.

Sapp was alarmed that kids are mimicking such dangerous and illegal habits, but said kids often do what's "in" to fit in.

"Who doesn't want to be cool? To get on YouTube and they have become instant celebrities with their peer groups," Sapp said.

But doctors warn this is dangerous. Mark Shikowitz, a Long Island ear nose and throat specialist, treated a 9-year-old who had pieces of candy lodged in his nose.

"He told his parents that he felt his nose was burning," Dr. Shikowitz said.

The candy eventually dissolved, but Shikowitz said kids could also accidentally inhale the fine powder down the wrong pipe.

"That irritation can cause you to cough, can cause you to laryngospasm, which is your voice box spasming and closing," Shikowitz said.

If the sugar sits in the lungs or in the nasal cavity for a prolonged period of time it could cause an infection.

"Any time you have a substance such as sugar in these areas, which are moist, it creates a terrific growth medium for bacteria," Shikowitz said.

Experts also worry that this trend could spark interest in real cigarettes or illegal drugs.

The company that manufactures Smarties said it "regrets that a negative message of this type has been sent to young people."
Yeah... I know what you're thinking... I'm thinking it too. :rolleyes:
 
apparently it's homophonous with "dupe" so i suspect it's true origin lies with cheerleading, check-mailing nincompoops of the sort that are attracted to the rhetoric of folks like oral roberts and jerry falwell, rather than dopeheads, though they exhibit similar levels of gullibility.
 
I honestly think this is a joke. There is no high to be gained from this... and well... kids are stupid suckers and they can be talked into just about anything.
 
Ground up Smarties -- that would seem to be as bad as inhaling a pouf of baby powder or baking flour. Or a lungfull of water.
 
I knew kids who used to wrap pine needles together with a piece of paper to form a ghetto "cigarette", then would smoke it. These people tended to have a lower IQ than the last 2 digits of the year they were born.
 
I knew kids who used to wrap pine needles together with a piece of paper to form a ghetto "cigarette", then would smoke it. These people tended to have a lower IQ than the last 2 digits of the year they were born.

....hey!

I did that, I am ashamed to say. Except we would find twigs hollowed out by beetles.
 
when I was 13, I could buy them at the store, and say they were for my mom. .50/pack
Man I'm old.:alienhuh:
 
I'm wondering why these kids are on the net unmonitored, doing this kinda stuff.

I'm glad my god-kids have some since.
I'm taking them to DQ today for the youngest bd.
Turning the big 11 today.
 
when I was 13, I could buy them at the store, and say they were for my mom. .50/pack
Man I'm old.:alienhuh:
I think this is regional also. I can recall people doing this up until maybe 10 years ago or so where I grew up. Twelve year old's driving their parents' beat up pickup to buy a bottle of beer and a pack of cigarettes for their dad or mom. It's just the way it was where I lived.

I'm betting that somewhere, this still goes on.
 
What them kids need is a coupla lines
of good clean crystal.
That’d ‘straighten’ them out real quick!
They’d all think long and hard before they
ever snorted anything ever again, if they lived!
 
What them kids need is a coupla lines
of good clean crystal.
That’d ‘straighten’ them out real quick!
They’d all think long and hard before they
ever snorted anything ever again, if they lived!

Seems like they'd probably like that better.
 
...but do you snort the red ones last?
What the hell kinda fucked up Smarties do they have in Canada? Red? :bitchslap
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This is what's wrong with Canada... they have "red" colored Smarties! That's just wrong! I've been telling people for years about these "red" Canadian Smarties... no one listens... it's like I'm talking to a wall.
 
Hunh. Translation error.

Here, smarties are candy coated chocolate pieces (similar to plain M & Ms). I was having the hardest time imagining why anyone would want to grind up chocolate & snort it, when you could enjoy chocolate-y goodness melting on your tongue instead.


... No, wait, I'm still having a hard time imagining why anyone would want to grind up lollies to snort.
 
(I was having fun with Bish. ;) It was meant a joke. *poke*)

It's because kids are stupid. I remember many of the really stupid things I did as a kid. However, I wasn't too interested in looking cool.
 
Hunh. Translation error.

Here, smarties are candy coated chocolate pieces (similar to plain M & Ms). I was having the hardest time imagining why anyone would want to grind up chocolate & snort it, when you could enjoy chocolate-y goodness melting on your tongue instead.


... No, wait, I'm still having a hard time imagining why anyone would want to grind up lollies to snort.
Eggs-actly
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The commercial song that went with it had "But when you eat your Smarties, do you eat the red ones last?"
 
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