I need a Smarties break... huh?

[valkyrie]

Eggs-actly

The commercial song that went with it had "But when you eat your Smarties, do you eat the red ones last?"

Why would you care what color you ate last? They would all taste the same.

Except ... mmmmm... red dye #5 flavored.... mmmmmm.

 

[MrBishop]

It appealed to kids... they removed the red ones entirely a while back.

 

[2minkey]

lousy fucking commonwealth countries and your smarties...

 

[BeardofPants]

Our chocolate smarts pwn your snortable ones, bozo.

 

[valkyrie]

LOL!