I need something to suck on. Any suggestions?

[sbcanada]

My teeth really hurt since those A-holes tightened my braces. I don't have a baby soother or anything... what else could I use? [bait] I need something to suck on. [/bait]

 

[MuFu]

How about my ass?

MuFu.

 

[sbcanada]

Can't you do any better than that? Pussy.

 

[Guest]

Get a baby bottle and fill it with Budwieser.

 

[sbcanada]

I only have Mikes Hard Lemonade.

 

[MuFu]

Does Mike know that you have his lemonade?

MuFu.

 

[sbcanada]

Yes.... yes he does...

 

[unclehobart]

How about a little beef jerky?

 

[Bink]

Find a cow, chew off what you want and ride the rest home!

 

[outside looking in]

I like Bink's suggestion. Of course, "my ass" seemed appropriate as well.

 

[Shadowfax]

You can suck my weenie if you want to....






I have a bifi lying around here somewhere...[/siz]

 

[Justintime]

sick

 

[outside looking in]

Well, you knew that one was coming from someone.

 

[unclehobart]

At least it came from a Dutchman. An overt gay offering is pretty much the same thing as saying hello over there... they are just soooo open minded. ...too open minded, really.

 

[Justintime]

had to

 

[outside looking in]

Yeah, I took a trip to Amsterdam once... interesting to say the least.

 

[Cleveland]

OLI, you took a trip "TO" or a trip "IN" Amsterdam?

OR - a trip to Amsterdam TO take a trip IN Amsterdam. (laughing)

 

[sbcanada]

 

[Professur]

Might I suggest the pizza I had for supper? Damn chewy stuff.

 

[tarez]

I will join the vote for budweiser