I truly have pity for this bumpkin

well then no wonder that fuckin' dyke running homeland security is terrified
of the former members of the military being a potential threat to the fascism
they are trying to propagate through society
nothing like civil unrest in a nation that is awash in firearms and has a large contingent of former military personnel eh?
oh noe's you and my kid want to see the great unwashed rabble remain quiescent so you can continue on your merry way
and I'm sure that Santa Claus Obama will see to it that continues to be the case Oh yes all is well in Whoville
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no i will use my dong, like i said.

besides i haven't gotten paid for shit (yet) this year. and i've risked a pretty substantial amount on this current thingy i'm doing. i could have a really low tax bill if it goes tits up...

is this year going to be any different than previous years with respect to AMT?
 
I guess you are to busy trying to make money to know what is coming down the pike.
ya see there was this thing called an election earlier this month...
 
in the 90's my CPA could easily justify his four figure fee
by all the money he'd save me
I'm thinking nothing short of outright evasion is going to work now
 
you know who i voted for. but yer right i been busy trying to get the dollar machine running in a way that i find tolerable.
 
magical penile powers?

do you prefer the cute little barred rock chicken? or the sexy, long-legged rhode island red?

the following contains profanity.

 
your dong
can it sing a song?
can it bang a gong?
can it hit the bong?
can it play pong?
can it defend against the tong?
do you find that you always have to bring it along?
 
(Sung to the tune of "Do your ears hang low?")

Do your balls hang low?
Do they wiggle to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw 'em over your shoulder
like a military soldier?
Do your balls hang low?
 
you guys are really getting into the spirit of my dong.

i'm offering samples of its magical fluid for $100 each if you're interested. it comes in a dee-luxe, rinsed out baby food jar. shipping is extra.
 
jeebus Christ Minx
next you'll tell us that elmo is a homosexual negro that molests children
 
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