If you're THAT stupid...

[A.B.Normal]

[Pedanticman] Sorry dear but we never were monkeys. We are a kind of ape if that makes you feel better. [/Pedanticman]

Note that none of this really affects poo flinging ability.

Apparently inbred chimps at that http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,195873,00.html

 

[chcr]

Apparently inbred chimps at that http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,195873,00.html

I live in the south. Not that much has changed.

 

[paul_valaru]

It NEEDS the sticker, right now the label says MIGHT contain peanuts, some guy might look at that and go, "oh well, that is a 50/50 chance, time to live a little"

nevermind it is a nut cake, with nuts right on top

 

[Leslie]

We Canadians need a HUGE warning when nuts are in the vicinity.

 

[paul_valaru]

We Canadians need a HUGE warning when nuts are in the vicinity.

yeah we have signs saying may contain nuts, with arrows pointing south

 

[A.B.Normal]

yeah we have signs saying may contain nuts, with arrows pointing south

I don't know about you ,but I "know" thats where I keep mine. Don't forget the big sign at the border heading out of Canada.

 

[paul_valaru]

I don't know about you ,but I "know" thats where I keep mine. Don't forget the big sign at the border heading out of Canada.

well that too

 

[BeardofPants]

You guys are all a buncha nutjobs.

 

[MrBishop]

yeah we have signs saying may contain nuts, with arrows pointing south

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to paul_valaru again.

I need that on a t-shirt

 

[Inkara1]

So, Nixy... point of this thread is about how the cake was... want me to start a thread about "this has peanuts" stickers to find out about how the cake was?

 

[Nixy]

So, Nixy... point of this thread is about how the cake was... want me to start a thread about "this has peanuts" stickers to find out about how the cake was?

You don't make the rules.

 

[Inkara1]

Nope... I only play by yours. ^_^

 

[Professur]

Son .... damn, but you don't know wimmens.

 

[paul_valaru]

1 The female always makes The Rules.
2 The Rules are subject to change without prior notification.
3 No male can possibly know all The Rules.
4 If the female suspects the male knows all The Rules, she must immediately change some or all of The Rules.

 

[Professur]

5. If the man is ever right, he must appologize immediately, and thereafter never mention the event again.

 

[paul_valaru]

5. If the man is ever right, he must appologize immediately, and thereafter never mention the event again.

I always though it was

5. if the woman is wrong, it is the mans fault

 

[Professur]

Well, no, of course not. If it was the man's fault, it would be paraded out daily for his humiliation.

 

[Nixy]

There are ten of them, I have them on a T-shirt...when I find it I'll type them out for y'all to study

 

[HomeLAN]

Not study. Ignore.

The real art lies in ignoring that shit in such a way that you don't get your ass kicked for it.

 

[Nixy]

I just bought a premade caesar salad that's labelled "Caesar Salad with Parmesan Cheese" and then on the very next line in the same size text says "Warning: Contains cheese"