make knots in all those pants you've swiped? you could be like the magician that pulls all the pretty colored scarves from his sleeve!BeardofPants said:But how will I plug up my ass without some ass sealant?
BeardofPants said:Yep, and for my next trick, I can spit ping pong balls.
Professur said:You just reminded me of a video clip I've got at home, where this chick tried to launch golf balls and ping pong balls. She managed to push them out, but didn't get any distance.
Video???,Hell in my younger days ,there was a stripper named "Harley" that would get distance and some accuracy.Needless to say you needed to keep your beer covered or not sit in the "meat seats" ,I usually just ordered bottles.Professur said:You just reminded me of a video clip I've got at home, where this chick tried to launch golf balls and ping pong balls. She managed to push them out, but didn't get any distance.