In search of a good one-liner :D

[MrBishop]

 

[HomeLAN]

Now THAT is a hood ornament.

 

[MrBishop]

You miss ONE wax treatment and this is what you get??!?

 

[MrBishop]

...and you thought that Michael Jackson only had a thing for kids!

 

[HomeLAN]

Despite all hopes to the contrary, Volkwagon's special "Orangutan Edition" was a miserable failure.

 

[MrBishop]

Hey ladies...this way to the Beach Vollyball Primate Olympic Event!

 

[Rose]

If this traffic doesn't start moving RIGHT NOW I will bring forth the wrath of the Monkey Gods!!

 

[Gonz]

In a Leeza Gibbons flashback moment...

 

[Shadowfax]

the beetle is mine, mine, MINE!


*oe aa aa*

 

[BeardofPants]

.... and herbie had a sudden panicky realisation that he had indeed landed on the planet of the apes.....

 

[tonksy]

now on video! chimps gone wild!

 

[chcr]

Hey sailor, just get in?

 

[kuulani]

do you think i have a chance for the cover of Sport's Illustrated swimsuit edition?

 

[Gato_Solo]

Banana yellow...my favorite color...

 

[Inkara1]

Her mother was an old German whore and her father was a large baboon living in a Berlin zoo. Both sides of the family, while divided on most issues, could agree on one thing: she was a chimp off the old block.

 

[MrBishop]

she was a chimp off the old block.

 

[PrincessLissa]

This vision shall haunt my dreams

 

[Inkara1]

Hey, when it comes to my puns, I'm not one to monkey around.

 

[HomeLAN]

Where's a good torches and pitchforks smilie when you need one?

 

[Leslie]

Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One fish turns to the other and says, "dam".

badabum.