F fury Administrator Staff member Sep 26, 2002 #82 Q: They just don't make a condom big enough for me. Should I try the wrapping from a package of Bob Evans sausage patties? A: Sure, I'll touch your mongos, Scanty.
Q: They just don't make a condom big enough for me. Should I try the wrapping from a package of Bob Evans sausage patties? A: Sure, I'll touch your mongos, Scanty.
F fury Administrator Staff member Sep 26, 2002 #84 Q: What fits best in your... umm.. you know? (Couldn't resist, sorry ) A: No thanks, my arm's already sore from all the fapping.
Q: What fits best in your... umm.. you know? (Couldn't resist, sorry ) A: No thanks, my arm's already sore from all the fapping.
F fury Administrator Staff member Sep 26, 2002 #86 Q: What's your favorite activity to do with Shadowfax? A: Off Topic Central, of course!
Scanty New Member Sep 26, 2002 #88 Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: vaseline
F fury Administrator Staff member Sep 26, 2002 #90 Q: What's one mattress they won't show on those infomercials on TV? A: It sucks!
MuFu New Member Sep 26, 2002 #91 Q: Suppose there is no such thing as gravity. Why don't we all just fall off the Earth? A. Three from the top and two from the bottom please.
Q: Suppose there is no such thing as gravity. Why don't we all just fall off the Earth? A. Three from the top and two from the bottom please.
Psycho New Member Sep 26, 2002 #92 Q: Which anal toys do you want sir? A: Don't even think about it...
MuFu New Member Sep 26, 2002 #93 Q: Can I try out my newly purchased anal toys on you please? A: 1967 Shelby Mustang GT-500
MuFu New Member Sep 26, 2002 #96 Q: Think of a word beginning with "F". A: Think of a word beginning with "F".
Psycho New Member Sep 26, 2002 #98 Q: What would you like to do? A: Yes, mary slaughtered her lamb and ate it.
(Couldn't resist, sorry 
