is there a bumper on your ass?

Nixy

Elimi-nistrator
Staff member
hmmmm

*looks at her ass*

nope, nothing on my ass except some jeans.
 

Nixy

Elimi-nistrator
Staff member
hehe

it's ok

as long as your hand didn't get there by slapping my ass

It's hurts a hellva lot to have your ass slapped when wearing a thong and jeans! The jeans right on the skin mixed with the force stings :(
 

Ardsgaine

New Member
stingray_sting said:
no niggaaazzz

Beg your pardon? Why don't you come down to the south side of Tallahassee, stand in the middle of the neighborhood where I grew up and yell that just as loud as you can. You'll get exactly what you deserve.
 

Shadowfax

<b>mod cow</b>
i give him 2 minutes max then.

edit: and cool down. not showing a lot of respect for people like Gato_Solo or anyone else.

i assume you're drunk or something?
 

unclehobart

New Member
That reminds me of the latest danger sport. Forget skydiving, bungee, alligator wrestling, glass chewing... the latest danger sport is to stomp right into the middle of an East St Louis craps game and scream 'niggggazzz!', at the top of your lungs ... and then sprint off down the street. Survival is such a rush.
 

unclehobart

New Member
Shadowfax said:
i give him 2 minutes max then.

edit: and cool down. not showing a lot of respect for people like Gato_Solo or anyone else.

i assume you're drunk or something?
You never know. There might be a certain song or show or current joke that hes alluding to. It would have been nice if he explained himself though.
 

Gato_Solo

Out-freaking-standing OTC member
I look at him (stingray) this way...Young and stupid. If he likes to get his rocks off yelling racially charged words to get a reaction, then I suggest he do it someplace where the reaction will justify the words. Ignore him, and he'll either grow up, or get beat down. It's his choice.
 

Gonz

molṑn labé
Staff member
oner of my favorite Ice T songs

Straight Up Nigga

Damn right I'm a nigga
and I don'T care what you are
Cause I'm a Capital N-I double-G-E-R
Black people might get mad
Cause they don'T see
That they're looked upon
As a nigga just like me
I'm a nigga, not a Colored man
Or a Black, or a Negro
Or an Afro American, I'm all that
Yes I was born in America true
Does South Central
Look like America to you?
I'm a nigga, a straight up nigga
From a hard school
Whatever you are
I dot care, that is you fool
I'm loud and proud
Well endowedd with the big beef
Out on the corner
I hang out like a house thief
So you can call me dumb or crazy
Ignornt, stupid, inferior or lazy
Silly or foolish
But I'm badder and bigger
And most of all
I'm a straight up nigga

I'm a nigga in America
and that much I flaunt
Cause when I see what I like
Yo I take what I want
I'm not the only one
That's why I'm not bitter
Cause everybody is a nigga to a nigga!
America was stole from he Indians
show and prove, what was that?
A straight up nigga move
A low down shame
Yo it's straight insane
Yet they compalin
When a nigga snatch
Their gold chains
What is nigga suppose to do?
Wait around for a handout
From a nigga like you?
That why a low down nigga gets hyped
But I'm not a nigga of that type
I'm a steak and lobster eatin'
Billionaire meetin'
Cash money makin', movin' shakin'
Corporate jet glidin'
Limousine ridin'
Writin' hits, filthy rich
Straight up nigga!

Now I'm a write this song
Though the radio won't play this
But I got freedom of speech
So I'm a say it
 

unclehobart

New Member
found it. Its a song by Ludacris called 'Move Bitch'

...Causin' confusion, Disturbin Tha Peace
Since not into lution', we run in the streets
So bye-bye to all you groupies and golddiggers
Is there a bumper on your ass? NO NIGGA!
I'm doin' a hundred on the highway
So if you do the speed limit, get the FUCK outta my way
I'm D.U.I., hardly ever caught sober
and you about to get ran the FUCK over...
 

Gonz

molṑn labé
Staff member
Ice T &amp; Ice Cube are among a very few rappers with actual artistic integrity. Gotta respect the man for that much.
 
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