It's official: I have seen everything

Nixy said:
You've NEVER seen everything, NEVER!
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Ya know something? Yer right.

A short list of things I have not seen yet

A Demorat make sense

A use for Tipper Gore outside a firing range

Rosie O'Donnell naked (thank God)

E.T.

A Chevy worth buying

An excuse for Lincoln ever living as long as he did

Edible tuna

The Texas Rangers advance past the first round of the playoffs

A reason to keep Gilbert Godfried alive

Iowa

O.J.'s search for the real killers bear fruit

Eyeglasses thicker than Joe Paterno's

Good Canadian whiskey

Will & Grace

A bad doughnut

A midget dressed as a ninja restoring a 1964 Falcon while singing German drinking songs

An orgy on Walton's Mountain

Metallica live in concert






Guess I haven't seen everything...:crap:
 
Iowa
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Ever seen a really big cornfield?

Then you don't really need to see Iowa.

BTW, I like tuna. It's much better in the new packets than it is in cans though.
 
SouthernN'Proud said:
Mary Ellen. Sue Ellen was on Dallas.
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[really bad Styx]Too much time on my hands, it's ticking away with my sanity
I've got too much time on my hands, it's hard to believe such a calamity
I've got too much time on my hands and it's ticking away from me
Too much time on my hands, too much time on my hands
Too much time on my hands[/Styx]
 
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